#BITCOIN FIXES THIS.
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Again 🫣🫣
Do they melt the gold into certain shapes for more comfort or do they just jam a slab of gold up there?
The really shitty part is that she gets busted for it? Wtf leave people alone
Yes!
We should try to smuggle one kilogram of #Bitcoin in the rectum.
Oh, wait I think my rectum is such a big one I can smuggle all 21 million #BTC and his weight is still at #zero
#Bitcoin is the element #Zero in the periodic table because you can’t find it at the moment and it has no weight. It has only a height.
The height changes from time to time. Currently at: 900 784
Have a good day 🍀🌼
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Right? And who decided that the rectum was nature's pocket?!
Someone got in trouble for gold in a car driving out of Switzerland once. That is crossing non-borders within schengen area. There are aparently some dumb laws around this.
These are the important questions I'm on nostr to see answered.
I wonder if capital controls in India are so draconian about gold that they are actually searching/scanning flight staff's butts.
What you should be teaching there
Carl B Menger
#BITCOIN FIXES THIS.
A KG is still impresdive though
When did Mia Khalifa become a flight attendant?
Mia Khalifa only used plastic
Since no one asked...
A solid gold dildo the size of the average penis would weigh ~3.08kg.
Because it can carry more than a pair of nostrils combined.
Source: My friend did the experiment.
#anal_volume
Apparently, it was the captain who busted her. I wounder how he discovered the gold.
New band name just dropped.
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IF ONLY THERE WAS A SOLUTION
Yeah the laws saying people aren't supposed to own their own money.
Having a MicroSeed makes it easy 😁
Hm, I'll keep it in mind for a newly forming calm-ish jazz bar trio.
"I swear I just fell on it"
How is that even possible?
😳Is bending my brain, I need reboot now
It does? How much Bitcoin fits in a female rectum?
All of it, in theory.