If you raise chickens, then you are… A chicken tender.

Of all the streaming services I overpay for, the federal government is the worst.

“I don’t care to attend any meeting that would have me on the invite.”— Groucho Marx

It’s not “technical debt”. It’s technical off-balance sheet liability. #programming

It’s the most wonderful time of the year. 🧡 #Bitcoin

Understand that when when interrupts you to connect what you’ve said to her life, this is a sign of great respect in her culture. #psychology

People say “fuck around and find out” but it’s actually a 2x2 matrix: - Fuck around, find out - Don’t fuck around, don’t find out - Don’t fuck around, find out anyway - Fuck around, don’t find out #showerthoughts

Innumeracy is an epidemic of uncountable proportions. #math

Tried to run Bitcoin Core v30 today. It did not go well. Apparently Ubuntu 18 is too old due to glibc. Unsure whether to try to run it in docker, or abandon ship and build a fresh node. #Bitcoin

💡Idea: an amendment to the Constitution allowing Trump (and only Trump) to run for a third term, BUT only if the Democrats promise to keep the government shut down the whole time. 🦅