But are these even real giraffes? 🤔 @HODL View quoted note →

I once made 52 new email addresses so I could make 52 Starbucks accounts. Free birthday drinks every week! 😂☕🐕 View quoted note →

Lmao. I couldn't even give you all the email addresses I've used in the last decade if I wanted to... Is it not normal make 20 new email addresses each year on average? View quoted note →

Anyone have any good suggestions for a way to pay for this privately by credit (or possibly debit card) using lightning? View quoted note →

I need an automated npub that barks at me whenever there's a dog candle. 🐕

58k gang this morning: