Fight one more time and I will personally kidnap every dev on nostr, force them into an old mtv house, pump them full of booze, and smoke a big fat doobie while I watch you all talk shit about the other clients in the confessionals.
New reality show: Dev Drama Island.
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First row seats, all of us.
I need a distraction 😂
Lol welcome to nostr
That would be worth to watch live 24/7 on zap.stream
EVERYBODY’S GETTING FUNDING
would zap
Me too 😂🫂
I’D ZAP THAT ⚡️
Let me grab some 🍿🤣
I figured it out. How we are gonna fund nostr.
Quickly. It’s gonna be juicy
Opensats to fund this event.
Nah. Opensats is invited to be in the event. The event will fund itself
Ready the van!
i will donate to this cause
I'm a simple man. I see Dev drama, I spend more time with my dog 🐕🐾💜
I did not know kidnappings included invitations.
and let @Tatum Turn Up be your co host 😅
Underrated #nostr note
Watershed culture moment 🧡💜
It’s practically ready. I hope I didn’t miss anything 👀


Nostr turf wars
Can I preorder?
Add random Eth and BlueSky dev in week 6 to shake that shit up!
Oh HELL YEAH 💪
Aww that’s probably best
this might actually be an incredible marketing campaign/docuseries for Nostr 👀 @Max DeMarco
They’re invited in my mind. Meaning I’ve already decided to include them in the abduction 😂
🤔 I will have to audition him
Nope not yet. Good timing 😂
Yes
😂
Hmm. We’ll see if he has what it takes😂
Wen Netflix
I love it when I have good timing. Especially when popcorn is involved 🤣

Soon (little TM)
Dude mine’s burnt every-time
Tehehe
If you want to license this design, have your people call my people. Nostr frens discount will be applied, of course. 

Oooooo I needed that laugh 🫂
🫂
The popcorn setting on the microwave is error proof. Even though the popcorn package says not to use it 🤣
Dev Drama Island, now sponsored by Survivor and hosted by Jeff Probst.
12 DEVS ENTER. ONE DEV LEAVES.


😂😂😂
LOL. Great idea
They’re scrappier than people would think😂
Yeah but mine is wrong
I go by gut feel and sounds. I don’t need no settings. 😂
By ear works well too. But if I’m multitasking the setting prevents the burning 😂
By ear works. Only issue is you have to be doing just that
@Noshole being really sick and tired of #devs arguingWhen voted off the island they’re forced to work on Eth 😱
Burning slightly has its advantages too. Try it.
😆👌🏽
There’s always some seeds burnt in the bag. But most of it is “well done”
Approved.
Man interviews jack, still gotta audition. Noshole don't mess around.
Who's fighting?
Oh, I see...
Forgive my ignorance, but now you know which client I'm using 🙃
First allocate resources, then iterate on building a hut using a builder pattern. In the next sprint we literally sprint to catch the food. No exceptions. Forks are good, we need to fork the food to ingest it. Threads are even more important - use threads to create long strings to tie stuff. Don't forget about nips (assuming there won't be many women at the island)...
Hmm but I don't want to lose Nostr devs 🥹 maybe all voted off need to make one feature to their software as chosen by the winner?
What about Dev Drama Devotion DDD?
