Fight one more time and I will personally kidnap every dev on nostr, force them into an old mtv house, pump them full of booze, and smoke a big fat doobie while I watch you all talk shit about the other clients in the confessionals. New reality show: Dev Drama Island.

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Harry 1 year ago
Forgive my ignorance, but now you know which client I'm using 🙃
First allocate resources, then iterate on building a hut using a builder pattern. In the next sprint we literally sprint to catch the food. No exceptions. Forks are good, we need to fork the food to ingest it. Threads are even more important - use threads to create long strings to tie stuff. Don't forget about nips (assuming there won't be many women at the island)...
Hmm but I don't want to lose Nostr devs 🥹 maybe all voted off need to make one feature to their software as chosen by the winner?