If you could only bitch slap one, who do you pick?
1) Craig wright
2) Justin Trudeau
3) Hitler
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Let me call a couple of friends to sort this one out…
4) Will Smith
Option 4 I recommended. 🤣
2. All day long.
Well one is dead and the other already lost. It’s an easy pick for Justin.
What if i could deliver one bitch slap to three of them at the dame time? 🤔
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I would bitch slap that Rothschild guy who's in the photo of him poking the King of England in the chest.
I don’t slap people. Just love from my side. 
👀 Myself needs smacked enough. No need to offer my healing to others 🤣🤣🤣
Slapping him would make me top dog.
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As bad as my stomach did last night from bottom to top … PAINFUL 😓
I offer you my skills. Who we smacking 🤣🤣🤣
2) Justin Trudeau, any time for any reason.
The right answer is probably Hitler, but god I'd like to slap Trudeau
Hitler would be my last pick.
2 because 1 is working his way to irrelevance and 3 is dead
Trudeau, he has the most slappable face. I bet it makes the most satisfying sound.
Is this a rhetorical question
3>2>1
Idk who Craig Wright is...
Definitely Justin Trudeau. I would bitch slap him and then ask Jean Chrétien to shawinigan handshake him.
lmao
Trudeau x 1000000000
Idk but use zap.stream
I’d line them up and do one ultra mega powerslap through all 3 bitch ass faces
😂
Yes
This is the only correct answer…but the order of the lineup matters.
There’s a small chance contestants 2 & 3 may start smooching if left next together. Even if unlikely the smooch would throw off the force of the swing, and they must therefore be separated.
Thankfully the correct order of mega power slap is as follows:
Hitler (decapitated by blow) -> CW (forgets that he is not Satoshi again) -> some politician that history will forget (cries like a lilbitch).
Trudeau has a beatable face.
I mean...
Craig Wright literally bitch slapped himself.
Hitler is dead.
The choice is simple.
Justin Castreau for sure
I know is not an answer, but hear me out. How about marry, fuck, kill instead?
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Will all three be standing in a row near each other? Cuz, ya know, one really hard slap could cause a chain reaction....
Im not even Canadian and I would slap THE SHIT out of Trudeau and dare him to do something.
Tough choice...
This one made me laugh!
Let's focus on the one whose actions are currently more damaging for the world. I'd slap Trudeau for sure.
Trudeau is the only one of the three who has yet to face justice
If I had three slaps to give, all three to Trudeau.
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One should not give attention to Wright who seeks it. He claims he invented bitcoin. A person who is worried about defamation might say that the evidence could give a plausible case that his claim will give him some rights to a dead "friend's" assess that he might be suing for. Plot twist Wright can't move Satoshi's millions bitcoins. Not your keys not your crypto.
Wow... What's Trudeau did this time? (as in... I'm not following the news! =P)
Ahh.. one of those guys. Yea, ignoring them is for the best.