I urge you all to remember that an online avatar is not the actual person behind it.
For example, I'm not actually a pickle...
I'm a cucumber.
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*ahem*
You are a PICKLED cucumber 

For now...
Aspiration verses conspiracy.
Speak for yourself, you fraudster!
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I don't believe you. Profile pictures can't lie right?
On nostr, everyone knows you're a pirate mango.
Made of cheese...
Hol up. I'm not a purple ostrich that's knitting wearing a googly eyed corn mask?? My life is a sham ππ
Nice try Pickle
Also a friendly reminder I am not a laser eyed princess π 

I was a mere fruit until my time in Nassau.
This is all so cucumbersome.
I'm not actually a triangle
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Just don't act like a square, and we'll be cool.
Liar. You pirated that mango online.
100% homegrown mango right here. We should do a collab and make mango pickles.
Pickles Mangos? π₯π₯
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I thought you were okra Dan
I'll try being that sometime.
I am actually a flamingo
Disturbing
I know. I've seen what you look like.
It's 2025, you can be anything you want to be.
Good, cause I donβt want a pickleβ¦ I just want to rideβ¦.ππ
Okay Picklehontas
What ever you say.
Do you have goals to be a pickle π₯ one day? Just curious π
So, a cucumber in a pickle?
You think someone would do that? Just go on the internet and lie?!
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depends on the life this pickle will have
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awwwe. u burst my bubble. I thought u were green sausage! dang...! π€£π€£π€£
Maybe some days... π