Have more sex.
Seriously, start having more sex.
Sex will calm nerves, release oxytocin (the bonding/love hormone), and is just generally relaxing.
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The winter of discontent. It just won’t point up no more
Best way to keep yourself warm in winter with low cost and high benefits 😁💜
I couldn't agree more. Have really been attuning to that specific frequency, my wild sexy woman is awakening and currently calling me a sexy bitcoiner to get it on with cos I really really omg just dying with desire and wanna get juicy... ughhhhh. 🫂🤤🥵😻😚
Challenge accepted.
on it, boss.
I feel an app coming soon™
Can confirm
Best i can do is crank hog
Just go outside and get some sun, listen to the songbirds, while having sex.
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Have more sex with your spouse.
Seriously, start having more sex.
Sex will calm nerves, release oxytocin (the bonding/love hormone), and is just generally relaxing.
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I fixed it for you. Having more sex with skanks and gigolos would not reduce anxiety or be relaxing. At least not in the long term...
I don’t know hoooooooooooooooooowwwwwwww :gigachad_grin:
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yeah you just need to go into the sexshop and buy like .5 kgs of sex, if you store it in the refrigerator it should be enough sex for 2 months
This comment just made me horny
What if the sex is with my hand?
Well ok, I might have gone a little overboard with speaking my truth. But hey channel that life force!
Sex goes bad in the fridge. Best have a garage sex freezer
Pretty much the answer to all problems
Wait to do that they would have to take care of someone other than themselves… hmmm
Okay. When are you available?
😂😂😂
If you drop your sex on the ground don’t use it…unless you like dirty sex.
Did you try it. My friend told me it also still counts.
5 second rule my brother.
🫡 Yes sir.
Agreed
Separate sex from procreation #FFS #ForFucksSake
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Hmm. Finding a based women seems to be difficult... and everyone else is off limit...
Kinda hard to get laid nowerdays in times of ideocrazy😅
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Try being a high dive male married to an undiagnosed closet asexual. The only thing I've had sex with for close to 18 years is my hand.
My condolences. That is a serious bummer.
Orgy at Nunya’s place
😂
I'm saying this all day with my notes, but nobody cares 😉
I didn't know apps could do that now.
This requires having someone to have sex with 🥲
This lady knows what's up
I'm not clicking that 😂
What if we are good at presentations? Does canned or dehydrated sex got a good shelf life?
if it is salty and not cheesy it will last longer
preservation* lol
you can also present it so others could understand the importance of this topic better
its an exit plan into bliss ;)
I agree. Denying sex and pleasure has been a technique for governing the masses since time immemorial; on one hand, people are divided by gender, while on the other, sexual frustration is used to enforce obedience, and pleasure is sold (eg, brothels for troops at the front) to guarantee it...
But this is difficult to explain to those who live with a submissive mindset...
And joy. They deny joy as well.