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call it #zaps ⚡️
Or #zaps 😁
I like zaps over bolts.
I just zapped #[3].
I just bolted #[3].
Hey, you like what I wrote? Send me few zaps.
Hey, you like what I wrote? Send me a few bolts.
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Those are bolts.
Zaps for sure. Bolting someone sounds wrong.
Bolts are shitty electric cars from Chevrolet, nobody wants a damn bolt.
Troof. No one wants a Bolt.
You guys won this by a mile. If the majority chose it then i'll use it and it will be a duty to defend it.
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I’m gunna bolt you over some sats… Yea I’m good fam.
lol

Bolts are way too Frankensteiny. 

Absolutely. We just need to find a few and get them to start "blogging" over here and the rest will just fall into place.
I’m not sure if it’s ready yet, most mainstream content creators are too busy shilling dog coins to fund their cocaine addiction, let the user interface clean up abit then Huston, we have lift off. 🚀
I think we could get at least one independent Bitcoin blogger to give it a shot though, right? Whoever has a substack or Revue?
If they do this already, it seems like they might be low hanging fruit to talk to.
If they do this already, it seems like they might be low hanging fruit to talk to.There is no rush. I think it’s inevitably going to happen.
Just get building because this is one of those moments when you will look back and say.
Wow I was really there at the beginning.
Well said😎👏 +1
I'm trying man! Building a little today, but mostly took the weekend off.
You can do this on Astra and Snort. It's great! I use it a lot.
What is Astra?
Can i ask?
Hi...can a #bitcoin address have multiple owners?
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Sorry, I made a typo. Astral.ninja
This is what I'm talking about here, except the button will generate a special invoice which embeds a nostr zap note, and clients will be able to show who zapped the post and tally all the zaps as well.
Zzzaaammmn zzzadddy!
It sounds interesting. I can't wait to see it in practice. I'm sure users will be interested to know why they got a zap and where it came from.
Question. Is it required? What if I wanted to send you sats, but didn't want you to know that it was me?
Astral.ninja does not open?
There will be an anonymous option
Thanks bit cat. 🤙
Well anonymous is basically what we have now, depends if we want an anonymous tally.
Notes in most Lightning apps are horrible so for all intents and purposes they are anonymous
This is fire dude
Oh nice. Didn't know that Shillings were called bobs. Do you know why?
Zaps ⚡️ sounds good 🤙
Not sure TBH, just know it was common slang. Most often heard it referred to WRT a 'ten bob note' (no s, bob was both singular and plural.)
Craziest thing is to think there was a note worth 50p in todays money (1/20 of a £ but there were 12 pennies to a shilling) that you could buy a shit ton of groceries with!
I more recently came up with a symbol for my bobs idea too 🤣
Bits n bobs. Bitcoins and bobcoins. Please send bobs.
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This note #zaps


I like it. Now we need this to be a GIF with a Nostrich popping out when it zaps. #[4] my man, do you magic!
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🤙👊🍻
Wowzers! ⚡️
New user her zaps confused the hell out of me. No jargon until you have a public glossary. Come on.
Oh please engineers naming shit is a disaster in the making
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今川焼き、絆創膏に次ぐ新たな戦争が始まるんです?


I’m glad, bolt just doesn’t have the same spark as zap.
Glad it became zaps. Sounds much better! ⚡️
“Just bolted this twit bro” 😎
Messed up….
What degen is going to make this into an NFT or ordinal?
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THE NOSTR REPORT
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Mar 1, 2023
Block Height: 778,871
Moscow Time: 42:63 ⚡/ $
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🎙️Quote of the Day🎙️
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“My Notifications are the New Global.“
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🚨Headline Nostr News🚨
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#[2] “A mere 2 weeks after lightning integration and Nostr users are zapping each other 30M+ sats via 6,000+ transactions per day.” https://stats.nostr.band/
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#[4] shares Lightning Tip Bot data which is breaking records for the most transactions in a day ( #[5] ) and record weekly active users ( #[6] )… the Nostr Effect 📈
#[7] Zaps ⚡are so hot right now 🔥 Were you here for the Genesis Zap ⚡️? TBP kept receipts and shares a screenshot. You can also find the actual post in the linked notes below. Keep zapping ⚡️
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#[10] demonstrates new private zaps option that allows you to include a private message with a zap that only you and the recipient can view 🔐
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#[12] Just in time for #MarchOffTwitter - Twitter goes down with many users unable to access their timelines.
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#[15] starts the #MarchOffTwitter “swear jar” where if you break your Twitter fast you can donate sats to Nostr devs.
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#[18] encourages users who are staying off Twitter this month to try different Nostr clients. Gives important reminder to protect your private key when doing so. See our tech section for a list of available clients to test out, and remember to practice safe nSECs ( #[19] )
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#[21] NVK shares new bounty by #[22] : 10M sats for a Nostr-based market 🔥
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#[24] Naira crisis is fueling Bitcoin adoption in Nigeria 🇳🇬
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🏝️Nostrica Update🏝️
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#[26] In-person tickets for #nostrica have hit the dms! 🎉
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#[29] asks which #Nostrica event you’re most looking forward to! Add your comments & ideas to the shared doc in the linked note.
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💻nostr Tech💻
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Looking to try a new Nostr client? #[32] shares list of several clients. Are there others you can think of? As always, practice safe use of your private key. 🔐
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#[34] Amethyst client “Peace” update brings changes to reply notifications (🙌), internationalization features, and more.
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#[36] Iris adds “mute” option to dropdown menu. “Sanity restored.”
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#[38] will work on a fix for muting threads in Damus, but says pushing a fix will require another Apple App Store review cycle.
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#[41] announces new Nostrgram update which includes relay backup broadcasting, increased speed and performance, improved Nostr Nests embeds, and more. #[42]
#[43] Benarc announces major update to LNbits 🔧
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#[45] Coracle client is a progressive web app which can be installed on desktop, android or iPhone (limited support).
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#[47] Plebstr client team asks for feedback on development of a mobile open source Nostr event signer.
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#[49] Blackhawk, one of the world’s largest payment providers, to offer Bitcoin gift cards at US retailers.
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#[51] writes, Visa and MasterCard are pausing their respective "crypto pushes" due to fears about the regulatory uncertainty.
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IMF discusses restructuring debt in distressed economies. Bitcoiners say “bring it on”. To learn more about the IMF and World Bank, and how they repress poor countries and funnel their resources to rich ones, check out #[53] excellent article here:
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#[55] shares his pension plan with Nostr:
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🔥🔥Meme of the Day🔥🔥
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#[57] responds with a killer meme direct from his pension plan.
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Stay Classy Nostr.

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Just a reminder that if it wasn’t for all the plebs making noise, zaps might be called bolts. 🔩
Never be afraid speak your mind around here! ⚡️
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I’m no conspiracy theorist, buutttt..


No bolts for you 🤣
Take a zap instead ⚡️
“Bolting nips” just doesn’t hit the same
Damnit, I fucked up and made another forever typo.
I’ve made so many and I love that I have! No deletes. No edits. YOLO!
ok
#[2] is the #zapfather
🤝
You could use snort to delete 🤷🏼♀️ and do again
Nah, it never works.
It does for me! Used it about 9 times today aha!
Does anyone know at all how to unblock people?? If happens for no known reason??
In retrospect, “bolting nips” would have been way too creepy sounding to joke about… I’m glad we’re zappin’ ‘em instead ⚡️
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sounds painful

Great flick!
It’s a little tricky but on Damus you have to go to the Blocked list in the sidebar menu and scroll until you find them. I asked #[3] to make it easier by enabling unblock on the user’s profile.
One of my favorites!
Ahhh thank you!! It’s dead easy on snort actually apparently there’s an unmute button!
Wen lnurl, bro?!? ⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️
One of mine, too.
Still can’t read my messages…no idea what happened I didn’t block myself 🙃
I know, bro. I’m having no luck trying to get Breez Wallet to work, Wallet of Satoshi is probably easier but isn’t decentralized enough make me comfortable using it. So, I’m going to dive into Zeus LN.
I use WoS and only put small amounts in it for zapping. It’s the easiest option, but when. Non-custodial solution comes around, that is easier, I’ll switch. ⚡️
I hear you.
🫡🙋🤙
Wait…you mean you blocked yourself and now you can’t see your own posts? 

I definitely didn’t do it, was just posting stuff not even close to block buttons and then suddenly I couldn’t see my own replies 🙃 could see my posts though but unmuted on snort and still can’t see my messages, all but one gone!! Weird
Seems okay now…….
😅
History in the making
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Whoa wait… is zaps only 3 months old?!
Thank goodness it wasn’t called #OnlyBolts🔩
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“🔩 me” 😂
didn't get the joke, someone mind explain like I'm 5
@zapworthy something something @pablo
stamp. lol.
time flies
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#[3] almost called zaps “bolts” until the plebs revolted.
We’ll play Nostr Trivia one day… What did #[3] first call #zaps ?
A) Bolts
B) Thunders
C) Lightnings
D) All of the above
D
Thunder Bolts and Lightning, Very very frightening 🤣
I thought the point is it sounds like #nostrballs 😂
#onlyballs 🤓
Have your zap sir! ⚡
J'espère que vous êtes ravi à Bordeaux ...n'hésitez surtout pas de revenir en enfance, rien de plus fun de monter au dessus des dunes du Pilat comme si vous faisiez du ski et pour se débarrasser du sable baignade aux eaux trop froides des plages océanes une bonne balade au bassin d'Arcachon ... expérience inoubliable avec votre très chère et votre belle gosse de fils 🫂💜
Ok
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We will never forget that #zaps were almost called #bolts, but the Nostriches overruled it.
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