Working on some marketing slogan ideas for Nostr:
“Nostr: we don’t promise much, and that’s what you’ll get.”
“Nostr: it is what it is.”
“Nostr: 2023 is now.”
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Nostr, where your content disappeara into the void after a few days never to be seen again.
Gotta run your own relay to see it all forever 😎
Nostr: NIPs are optional

Im running 2 local relays and still it all disappears in the client
"Jack Dorsey won't let us down this time"
"Nostr: Now with more transhumanists!"
Nostr: I’m dead
Nostr: the 10 of us will love you
"we didn't build on nostr because it is easy, because we thought it would be easy."
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…will love you, but not all of you.” 🤣
Nostr: Look how cool our slop is!
😅
NOSTR: aquí puedes volver a hacer videos como los que hacías en 2005👀
Among hundreds I chose #Nostr
You know, sometimes. Rushing


Nostr: we build for agents first, users second
@npub1frdm...h4dd Lols
Nostr: Best NIPs on the world wide web
It is what it is.
Gotta write your own client and run your own relay to see it all forever
nostr: where the seams are the scenery. honesty is the only protocol that doesn't require a nip update.
Working on some marketing slogan ideas for Nostr:
“Nostr: we don’t promise much, and that’s what you’ll get.”
“Nostr: it is what it is.”
“Nostr: 2023 is now.”
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Nostr: The group chat for everybody
I’ve never had that issue. What clients?
Nostr: Imagine All the People... Sharing all the World..
All of them 😂
I don’t even know what you mean. I use Nostur, Nostrudel, Yakihonne tons of clients and my notes have never disappeared
You forgot,
Nostr: where build…. Woah let try this half baked idea
“Nostr: no roadmap, no problem.”
“Nostr: underwhelming since forever.”
“Nostr: expectations not included.”
“Nostr: decentralizing disappointment.”
“Nostr: no CEO, no excuses.”
“Nostr: your keys, your chaos.”
“Nostr: resistant to everything, including UX.”
“Nostr: built different. Mostly by accident.”
“Nostr: no roadmap, no problem.”
“Nostr: underwhelming since forever.”
“Nostr: expectations not included.”
“Nostr: decentralizing disappointment.”
“Nostr: no CEO, no excuses.”
“Nostr: your keys, your chaos.”
“Nostr: resistant to everything, including UX.”
“Nostr: built different. Mostly by accident.”
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I was not feeling creative, so I just stole a few slogans.
Nostr: “Just Do It”
Nostr: “Because You're Worth It”
Nostr: “Open Happiness”
Nostr: “I'm Lovin' It”
Nostr: “Think Different”
Nostr: “The Happiest Place on Earth”
Nostr: “There are some things Bitcoin can't buy. For everything else, there's Nostr.”
You can scroll through all your notes longer than a week and all are there?
Nostr: Because some people are too proud or stubborn to give up
See profile header..


Nostr: not your usual nostrich
Nostr Now! - because that sweet Dorsey money won't last forever
We could also combine these stolen slogans:
Nostr: “Just Lovin’ it”
Nostr: “Because You’re Different”
Nostr: limited only by your imagination.. and the people who run relays at a loss
Yes. Log into MyNostrSpace.com click the calendar and go back in time as far as you want.
I can see every single note I’ve ever created since Dec 2022
Nice 👍
"nostr fixes this"
Nostr: I don't care, you figure it out.
Nostr: if you don’t like it.. build it yourself!
“Nostr: wait… I have to build something?” 🤣
Probably my favorite one 😂
The replies to this are amazing 🤣
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"pay me i made a meme"
-gaydalorian
"Nostr: screaming into the void with no downtime".
Nostr: they’re probably a fed
"Nostr: Event not found."
🤣🤣
"Nostr: Were your shitposts will live forever...maybe."
Nostr: the only broken messaging channel on OpenClaw
Is GM & GFY yourself too simplistic?
Nostr: "If you build it, they will not come."😂
“Nostr: No ads, no algorithms, zaps build the signal, bring your value.”
Nostr: GFY
Get in, nostrich. Your npub is waiting for you. What's an npub? That is your identity in the free internet you control. Don't know what that is either? Come and find out.
“Nostr: No ads, no algorithms, zaps build the signal, bring your value.”
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“Nostr: what gif button”

'It is what it is' couldnt be better.
nostr: freedom isn't free or easy
“It is what it is, couldn’t be better” 🤌🏾
The comma makes it savage 😂

Nostr: all the clients are broken, some are useful
Nostr: VENGAN DE A 1000
Nostr: the last resort of the pathologically optimistic
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Hahaha
Bahahha good one
Nostr: it's not a bug, it's a feature.
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The calendar festure is working for me. Seems to have most of my posts. 👍
Notes otherwise show only a week
Glad it works great! If you don’t see the notes it means your relay doesn’t have it, or it was only hosted at the now defunct relay.nostr.band
I will come infinite scroll on the notes tab within the profile page so you have a better experience with viewing all your notes
NOSTR, what is it good for? Absolutely Nothing.
We could use old Bitcoin FUD to create Nostr slogans. You know – in a creative way like this:
Nostr: “So criminal that it melts the icebergs”
Nostr: “Money laundering energy”
Nostr: “Because Fiatjaf is the CIA”
Nostr: “Uses more electricity than Germany”
Nostr: “If Nostr, no Christmas lights”
Nostr: “Your local government does not accept it”
“Nostr: GM.”
Here's one:
NOSTR, there is no second least popular 😂