Yes it’s my birthday, no I will not have a happy one. 364 days out of the year, I am a goofball, today’s my day to be a sad bitch.
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birthday!
Happy Birthday Noshole!


Thank you!
You’re welcome!
Wishing you a successful Sad Bitch Birthday, then, from Klingon Empire -- Qapla' Noshole 👀
Melancholy Birthday!!!
😢
Happy birthday 🎂
Thank you! 🫂🫂
Every year
It doesn't have to be a happy birthday to be a wonderful day 🫂💜 Enjoy your day and be funky as always 🎈🎊
Thank you
Happy birthday. Also tell your hubby to grow up.
Just hoping to smoke some weed, play some videogames, and get this day over with

Why exactly? If you don't mind
Thank you! I can’t do that though 😂 I like my men toxic
I dunno why everyone is telling you happy birthday after what you said.
That is really rude of them.
🤷♂️😂
Loveeee this
The only person I really want to hear from right now, passed away 6 months ago
Bahaha that’s probably because people don’t know how to read a full sentence anymore
Yeah like your birthday is just a day and it's your choice. I always loved the idea of doing your birthday in a very, very different way because it's you, do you!! Even being sad lol! I'm curious as to why though.
Seriously? Imagine if I married a bitch who backed down from every conflict, that’s way worse. It seems your wife has similar ways of thinking🤔
sounds not that bad! I think you like videogames and weed 🫂
by the way, today is my wedding day
I'm so sorry
I completely understand too.
😂
wedding anniversary 😅
Yup! I can do whatever I want 😂
Yup so it’s just a painful reminder and I want it over with 😂
Oooo happy anniversary! Now THATS a happy day 🥰
Happy birthday though
Thanks tako🫂
Cantankerous people really are the best. That's why we're on nostr lol!
Good word
Happy anniversary 🎉
yes for me it is one of the best days! that means I will now congratulate you every year
thx 🫂💜
Do your birthday how you wanna do it and let everyone have a bag of dicks. Sending you hugs and love 🫂💜 and I'll be sad with you if you need moral support.
I would pay a full coin for a yarnlady hug right now
😭 🫂🫂🫂🫂
Sent you a dm
funny.
its my wife’s bday too.
i knew you both had the same kinda crazy.
happy birthday ❤️
Happy sad birthday😭🥳?

happy birthday 🎈
keep the bag of dicks.
Happy Birthday @Noshole
Happy birthday Noshole.
Found the weirdest random image I could find and memed it up to make absolutely no sense whatsoever. Hope you have a wonderful day.


sad birthday noshole 🫶🏾🫂
Thank you 🥰
Every special occasion is roughest in the first year. It gets easier.
This makes me sad 😢 Why not be happy???
You're the queen of noshiness. Turn that frown upside down and straighten your crown dear child.
🙏🫂
Happy Birthday Bitch🫂🧡
Happy birthday!
All joking aside
We're all lucky to have you
Bitches smile too 👊
#haiku
Neutral Birthday!! ⚖️☯️🌓
Happy Birthday Hole Among Holes
Happy sad bitch day, Nos!
Saddy birthday ;(
Happy birthday sad bitch
Thank you. I think that’s basically what’s going on. Next year will be better
Something about birthdays make me miss the people I can’t talk to anymore 🤷♀️ it will pass
Thank you Bevo 🥰🥰
🫂
😂😂😂 thank you friend
Perfect!
Thank you vicarious 🥰
Hey thanks fuzzy!
Thank you! 🥰
Many thanks😂🫂
☝️This made me laugh.


Happy birthday! You’re now legally required to stretch before sneezing.🦪
Hi‘ya - Alles Gute! 🩷
Happy birthday! 🎈🍰
Me too, he’s a good friend like that 😂
Bahaha thank you and I will keep that in mind
Thank you babe 🥰
Thank you 🫂
Ooooo no sabía recién lo veo feliz cumpleaños 🥳🎉🎉🎂
Its your birthday, cry if you want too. 😢
Happy birthday 🎉💜🫂
🫡
Happy Birthday!!!
Ahhh...before you go to sleep, think about those people. Tell them you want to celebrate your birthday with them. They'll come in your dreams...they never left...their vibration stays in your heart.... Tap into that whenever you want. Hope it's a racaus party . ;-)
And now that it's not your birthday, HAVE A HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY 🫂🫂🫂
🫂
You’re such a beautiful person. Thank you love🥰
Ooo I see what you did there 😂 thank you!
Thank you so much!
Happy birthday dear.
🥰thank you