The UK has quite literally gone insane… 
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state overreach playing out
Blunt the knives, bend the forks
Smash the bottles and burn the corks
Chip the glasses and crack the plates
That's what Bilbo Baggins hates!
Cut the cloth, tread on the fat
Leave the bones on the bedroom mat
Pour the milk on the pantry floor
Splash the wine on every door!
Dump the crocks in a boiling bowl
Pound them up with a thumping pole
When you're finished if they are whole
Send them down the hall to roll
That's what Bilbo Baggins hates!
I can vouch for this 🇬🇧🚒😎
I'm so glad we had Cornwallis surrender in Yorktown, Virginia. Europe and the United Kingdom have been captured and are swiftly moving towards serfdom.
Luckily they already sell pre cut avocadoes.
They're forgetting how lethal I can be with a pair of scissors or a screwdriver.
Ban spinning wheels throughout the kingdom
all pencils in schools must be dull. any child caught sharpening shall be inprisoned
Brits can have fun cutting their steaks with a spoon. Joke of a country!
They should round the pointy end of their beloved dards too, just in case.
Fucking hell. The Venn diagram of stupidity, celebrity, and government.
What a great idea! Why don't American prisons ban shanks?😂😂😂
Probably haven’t heard about files.
Stringer bell down bad
As if a rounded out piece of steel still ain't gonna stab someone....what the hell is their logic here. Butter knives will most certainly stab 😆
People will use anything. Gonna ban rope next? Hands?!
About to get the non prefix on this fiction...
They are looking at the wrong end of the problem here.
Words fail me- can it get more pathetic.?😩And as for a prominent actor spouting such drivel- he’s been compromised badly and his handler is jerking his chain. 😳
Rounding the point? So you mean a spoon.
Holy God what did I just read
Tony Blair can fuck right off 🤣
The retarded is strong in the UK.
Maybe they never heard of sharpening a knife either
That's parody, right?
I’m really hoping this is parody because if not the UK is officially a lost cause
Fixing knife crime in the UK starts with fixing the money.
Unbelievable!!!
This really puts gun laws in perspective.
If you think blunting knives sounds stupid, so is blunting firearms.
What the fuck
so much mental illness. UK will eventually ban wizard wands.
Next up, foam bats
this is just some Fringe thing right? not serious
not seriously considered by serious thoughtful people? right?
I mean they’ve been having 30 stabbings a day in London for the past 12 years , Understandable that they wanna solve it any way possible , but this would not solve the root cause
they better take away personal vehicles too. knew he was a bad seed when i saw his cameos on the office 😅