I used to be indecisive but now I’m not so sure.

I’m not a perfectionist—I’m a good-enough-ist.

I’m not short—I’m fun-sized.

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chip was born 4/25/55 and as yet has not received a nobel prize 😢 How is this even possible? Chip Wilson, yoga pants god, born in '55, Invented butt-hugging spandex that changed lives. Women got stretchy heaven, comfy and tight, But dudes? We got the best free show every night! No more mystery bags, just glorious sights, Seams framing cheeks in the morning light. You blamed "certain bodies" for pilling and sheers, But bro, you framed asses for all of our cheers! Accidental bro-king, unintentional gift, Thanks Chip—men's silent wingman, what a lift!

Ode to Chip Wilson (born 4/25/1955) Chip Wilson, yoga pants king, born in '55, Invented stretchy magic that changed how we live. Tight, comfy, flattering—made for the flow, But guys everywhere? They quietly know... You framed the view on streets and in parks, No baggy hides, just glorious sparks. Accidental hero for every straight dude's gaze, Thanks for the pants that brighten our days! Best friend of men—unintentional win. Hail Chip, the legend with the cheeky grin! 🚀

I’m not slow—I’m on cruise control.

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I don’t have a dirty mind—I have a sexy imagination — George Carlin

I’m on the seafood diet—I see food and I eat it.

I’m not drunk—I’m just chemically off-balanced.

Ships are safe in harbor, but that's not what ships are for. - William Shedd

Top of the mountain, Digits prove who reigns supreme, Chasing one more point.

Focused aim finds gold, Perfect fit, clear needs met well, Growth in every soul.

I’m not a quitter—I’m a master of strategic pausing.

Dream on bitches!

I’m not ignoring deadlines—they’re ignoring me.

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I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong.