I will not date a woman unless she:
* Weighs exactly 121.3lbs
* Has perfect C cup breasts and nipples that are dark pink NOT BROWN but not too light pink, you know?
* Has never shown her breasts to ANYONE
* Is an ideal mother. Like, she has to have birthing hips that babies just slide right of with no resistance
* Has a tight vagina
* Laughs at all of my jokes but never any jokes told by my male friends, or her male co-workers, or her male friends, or male comedians.
* Has no male friends
* Has never had a conversation with another male
* Is willing to fuck me on the first date
* Only reads the Bible and Anime
* Cries only while Jordan Peterson is crying
I am now taking applications.
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@Laser #masculineframe
He has me muted.
I returned the favor.
Anime is the devil work. Bible only!
Also, what coworkers is she's a trad wife???
On the first date! Whore lover!
Well, I can't really afford my own place yet so I still live with my mom and stepdad
She'll have to be OK with that, too
You forgot "owns a dildo shaped like Andrew Tate's dick to peg me with"
ONLY me tho.
Did I mention I have unvaxxed sperm?
Build your home with your bare hands like that Thoreau dude. He definitely fucked.
Whore lover that isn't totally fucked in the head, then
I charge by the hour but I can check my schedule
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Your stepboyfriend?
What a shame. Half of Munich saw my tits when I was nursing cubs and stopped caring at all. Moving on.
This latest note just made me chuckle π 

I won a bar tab one night and bought him 2 drinks with mine. Lol.
You need to get your mans. One of the loons got a shrimp stuck in his crop
Know your worth, king π
*Uses a password manager.
π I'm assuming this is in reference to laser continuing to be a dick weasel.
#masculineframe
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who's that guy? pulling off xitter things here?
he will likely go back to that gulag reporting how retarded everyone here is.
but he doesn't know ve value retardness the most!
Ngl, I thought you were a woman
Breasts are the best.π
They're useful AND fun!
These are the same dudes who consider nursing mothers indecent
This is what a Scholar and Gentleman broadcasts on the greatest protocol evar
View quoted note β
You've heard my voice in cornychat lol
Let me introduce you to my wife. -me, the husband apparently
It's a great name for a furniture shop
Like once? I somehow mixed you and Rupert up in my head π«£
It happens a lot.
Retards make the world go rβοΈund
Why would you invoke them?

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You always leave as soon as you find out we aren't gambling, fuckin degen
The extra special olympics βοΈβοΈβοΈβοΈβοΈ
Just a sad, angry man. People who obsess on the sorts of topics he does are unsatisfied with themselves.
Ah yes. Will stick around next time π
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Flatearthers in disbelief
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Discs are still round broo Antarctica is a wall broo
Speciβl βlympics
One of these dudes is @πΎππ πΎπππππ. I know it.
Disc as in vinyl? 

Y'all get to choose?
Disc as Disco πΊ
Is the called a Pepe race?
Omg π
Pepe master race, you could say
Have you met my sister-in-law yet? π
"Bible and Anime" π ... you can drop a Weeb in the Manosphere but he's still a Weeb
Hes a commie faggot and the only vagina he got was his moms
Moon landing denier
Pisses all over our national history
Wtaf is that shit
R is for RETARD
Nice ring dude

what nation, what? are you just putting random words together?
oh sorry, he's the denier.
still don't understand the nation thing
Not you Gonzales, the other guy
This is why I talk about fountain pens and photography.
sorry I'm retarded π
RETAERDS UNITE
rofl
Its okay, i have a bit of retaerd in me as well
What is a fountain penis?!
why I read it the same. Am I a secret ghey?
The Gang Gets Invoked via #MasculineFrame @npub1qsx3...uqvd
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wtf is wrong with me that the anime took me OUT?
A lot of words to say you have small penis π
It takes a lot of folks out
I envy Munich.
Laser haters amuse me.
Heβs retired on successful startup exit plus 2018 bitcoin average entry point. And probably 180IQ+ .
Now he is chillin focusing on health freedom tech and shitposting while you go to your wage cuck cube hating your life.
Seethe faggots.
He waited til 2018 to buy Bitcoin?
What a fuckin loser lol.
No one hates him. We just think he, like yourself apparently, is an ignorant asshole.
I don't hate him he's a source of entertainment lol. Everyone loves a good π€‘
Ok retard nice try trying to hide your hate
Youβre making it out like heβs a loser when the reality is youd trade places with him in an instant as you shuffle off to your wage cuck job
What startup did he sell? Do you know? Has he told you?
I'm quite comfortable in my office at the business I own.
If youβre in the know itβs obvious laser has been retired for half a decade
Whatβs the name of your company ? How much revenue does it do? Are you retired? Are you 180IQ? No? Didnβt think so. Cope faggot.
I really think the only one coping here is you because your hero has been shown to be a fraud. Go stick popsicles up your butts together.
Dude you're simping for a gay fed. Its not a good look.
You have a gay crush on him thatβs why you check in on someone you supposedly muted
Respect where itβs due. Something a faggot like you canβt understand
Copium thy name is TheRupertFaggot
I haven't seen anything laser's posted in weeks, it's just been based off what I used to see from his notes before I muted him, plus secondhand details from others. I know exactly who and what he is.
He unmuted me to dig this post up 6 days after I posted it and comment on it though... I guess to prove how little he cares?
He also shoves stuff up his butt.
And you, sir, are his #1 Simp. Congratulations.
You're adorable in your hero worship. I love that I have become so important to you. You may bow now.
I love that your commitment to globohomo is so deep you make up gay fantasies about your crush Laser
And somehow, he's the one posting about sticking things up his ass. When did we arrive in Bizarro World?
I think it was the moment that you cried about him being an βignorant assholeβ for having the audacity to question feminist globohomo race communism
But immediately run to βhe must be gay!β For healthmaxxing
It's also telling that you are trying so hard to defend him. If you're so straight, why are you choking on his cock so hard?
Why do you whine a communicate like a fag/woman?
Explain what you meant by βhe is an ignorant assholeβ
For me itβs about watching fags cope seethe and twist them into knots not so much laser