I will not date a woman unless she: * Weighs exactly 121.3lbs * Has perfect C cup breasts and nipples that are dark pink NOT BROWN but not too light pink, you know? * Has never shown her breasts to ANYONE * Is an ideal mother. Like, she has to have birthing hips that babies just slide right of with no resistance * Has a tight vagina * Laughs at all of my jokes but never any jokes told by my male friends, or her male co-workers, or her male friends, or male comedians. * Has no male friends * Has never had a conversation with another male * Is willing to fuck me on the first date * Only reads the Bible and Anime * Cries only while Jordan Peterson is crying I am now taking applications.

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Zaikaboy 5 months ago
On the first date! Whore lover!
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Zaikaboy 5 months ago
Whore lover that isn't totally fucked in the head, then
You need to get your mans. One of the loons got a shrimp stuck in his crop
who's that guy? pulling off xitter things here? he will likely go back to that gulag reporting how retarded everyone here is. but he doesn't know ve value retardness the most!
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nobody 5 months ago
Laser haters amuse me. He’s retired on successful startup exit plus 2018 bitcoin average entry point. And probably 180IQ+ . Now he is chillin focusing on health freedom tech and shitposting while you go to your wage cuck cube hating your life. Seethe faggots.
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nobody 5 months ago
Ok retard nice try trying to hide your hate You’re making it out like he’s a loser when the reality is youd trade places with him in an instant as you shuffle off to your wage cuck job
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nobody 5 months ago
If you’re in the know it’s obvious laser has been retired for half a decade What’s the name of your company ? How much revenue does it do? Are you retired? Are you 180IQ? No? Didn’t think so. Cope faggot.
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nobody 5 months ago
You have a gay crush on him that’s why you check in on someone you supposedly muted Respect where it’s due. Something a faggot like you can’t understand
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nobody 5 months ago
Copium thy name is TheRupertFaggot
I haven't seen anything laser's posted in weeks, it's just been based off what I used to see from his notes before I muted him, plus secondhand details from others. I know exactly who and what he is. He unmuted me to dig this post up 6 days after I posted it and comment on it though... I guess to prove how little he cares? He also shoves stuff up his butt. And you, sir, are his #1 Simp. Congratulations.
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nobody 5 months ago
I love that your commitment to globohomo is so deep you make up gay fantasies about your crush Laser
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nobody 5 months ago
I think it was the moment that you cried about him being an “ignorant asshole” for having the audacity to question feminist globohomo race communism But immediately run to “he must be gay!” For healthmaxxing
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nobody 5 months ago
Why do you whine a communicate like a fag/woman? Explain what you meant by “he is an ignorant asshole”
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nobody 5 months ago
For me it’s about watching fags cope seethe and twist them into knots not so much laser