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I was off on the weight of these batteries by 200 lbs each, silly me - dont ask. So when they got delivered to the driveway i got a little concerned. Then i got a little creative. . As if i had planned it this way all along.

Teach your sons to take things apart. There's more value in him learning skills than getting it done as quick as possible.

Need to make space in garage for solar array batteries. Gotta break down the old flatscreen tv. Ive always wanted a Fresnel lens. Hey that really is fast Ok all done. "Daddy can you put it back on fire?" "No" "Dude, what did you do?" "I blew on it to make the fire come back"

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When everything keeps going sideways -and you're on the first anniversary trip in like 4 years. 👌

Dont ask, the prompt fell onto my keyboard. @Kajoozie Maflingo @TheRupertDamnit

Good evening nostr. Would you like to play another game? Name that plant. 500 sats to whoever gets it correct first. 1k if you can do it without ai. #asknostr #namethatplant #whatplantisthis #plantid

There were two... but who's counting?

From this To this Pretty tasty

Made a pecan pie completely from scratch yesterday. I would have never known to use cellophane on both sides to roll out a pie crust. And did you know how nerve wracking it is to get a newly formed pie crust into the pie dish? Nuts. Speaking of nuts, theres a pecan cracker called the Texas Native Inertia Nutcracker. You get whole or half pecans, almost no broken pieces. Super grateful for all the opportunities to learn.