I zap you 100 sats
You zap me back 100
I zap you back
Then you zap me
We just generated 400 sats in revenue as an industry and can now IPO for 40,000 sats market cap
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Pretty sure that's how 90% of the "economy" works ๐
Man, you just became a financial engineer. Congrats!
The classic "Financial Circle Jerk"
Market cap is retarded and gay ๐ฎโ๐จ
Oh, if only it were that definite... More like we're trading around IOU's for Sats

Degen cronyitalism ser
True but lightning is a shitcoin, so no thanks
Lightning is a bitcoin second-layer.
Nice financial promotion.
Thatโs how stupid the current system is ๐


#stonks
Also GDP just grew by 400 sats...
GDP is event bigger scam than IPOs.