Richer than you’ve ever been?
Shitpost on nostr.
Poorer than you’ve ever been?
Shitpost on nostr.
Just got liquidated?
Shitpost on nostr.
People calling you retard again?
Shitpost on nostr.
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it’s a fkn party up on this bizzach! 🎉
If nothing be consistent
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THIS IS THE WAY.
I'm here for it, keep up the good work😁
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Volatility teaches relativity, with a stick and a carrot.
I'm here for the cope
Wen Pubky.app podcast?
When in doubt, nostr it out
Wolf of Wall Street reference?
Don’t have any more fiat to buy the dip because you been buying the dip.
Shitpost on Nostr
When will Bitcoin speculation and volatility subside? When it stops being used primarily as a speculative asset and starts being used for what it was created for: buying things. That will only happen if we stop pricing goods in fiat money.
Im noticing a pattern here
Imagine how many people who used Bitcoin as collateral to take out fiat loans are being liquidated right now…
Enjoy the pain boys!
It’s communal therapy / trauma bonding 🫶 for free !
stay humble and stack sats > shitpost on nostr
Ah, great to see Hodl back to his roots
SIR YES SIR
Instructions reasonably clear. Gonna go shitpost on NOSTR
I shitpost on nostr in the morning
I shitpost on nostr at night
I shitpost on nostr in the afternoon, it makes me feel alright
I shitpost on nostr in time of peace, and shitpost in time of war
I shitpost on nostr before shitpost on nostr, and then I shitpost on nostr some more
shitposting is the real alpha on nostr 🫡
I don't often shitpost on nostr, but when I do, it's usually when I'm halfway through my morning coffee.
There is a highly positive correlation between normies calling you a retard and/ or feeling very sympathetic toward you…
And you simply not fucking stacking hard enough
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HODL is asceticism and attachment to pain. You are literally allowing for the institutions and enemies of Bitcoin to steal your value by letting them short the network while you do nothing.
This is the way
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Just hold 4 years (nope)
Just hold 5 years (nope)
Just hold 6 years? 😆
For any event in your life you can always Shitpost on Nostr
Nope
Story of my life 🧑🏻🌾
All my Bitcoin loans are federal so I’ve never been liquidated
Please don’t report me though
Yup 👍
What should we do?
Bull, bear, broke, rich.. one protocol, one coping mechanism.
Can I get a flow chart?
I'm not sure I have enough energy.
is shitpost
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How many chairs?
ethereum was pos since day one
Nostr is for everyone!
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People call me retard on nostr.
I can well imagine that the median wealth of nostr users is significantly higher than on all other platforms.
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