Lol okay this is getting stupid guys 😂
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Based | Remnant | Future Citadel Owner | Hodler of last resort | Friendly Bitcoin Pleb | Freedom Maximalist | Class of 2013 | #Bitcoin | #Nostr
Disbelief
So far nobody texted me whether it’s a good time to buy
Finally the great days of large networth moves are back
My Micron mini trade will pay for my iPhone 18Pro next month. Memory prices my ass.
A single typo on a BIP39 passphrase can lock you out of your #Bitcoin forever with zero warning.
Here is why hardware wallet teams like Blockstream Jade and Trezor should introduce a simple, life-saving UX feature: Passphrase Double-Entry Confirmation. 🧵👇
Is it the right time for those again?
Honeybadger didn’t care about a loud minority. Proof of Social Media didn’t work for Roger, Jihan and Faketoshi. Neither did it for Luke, Mechanic and friends. Something to take note of when the next folks inevitably will come along in a few years.
Time to increase my KYC free stack further 💪
Hardfork and new shitcoin confirmed #bip110
1/ Coldcard’s RNG firmware exploit drains in excess of 100Mio, sending folks to @lianabitcoin and Miniscript for multi-key self-custody at rates never seen before. A totally sensible move until you look at the handles migrating. 🧵
Welcome in 2026 anon
PSA: If you have a Coldcard move your funds immediately. This is not a drill! 🚨 
COINKITE Blog
Coldcard Security Advisory
Funds from affected COLDCARD seeds are at risk if the seed lacks 50 independent, private dice rolls and the wallet lacks a strong, unique BIP-39 pa...
Kudos to BIP-110 we’re missing the Quantum FUD on the timeline 🙃
Here is how BIP-110 will go: Most exchanges will not list it. Some eventually as altcoin if the BIP-110 crowd emergency hardforks. Doesn’t matter what you think is right. Game theory dictates this outcome.
LinkedIn got me wrong
Probably a good conservative trajectory for #bitcoin
Shocker, they updated the UI of the OG app 👀
Hate me for shitcoining but I bought some $MSTR today just because there’s so much hate
Imagine being this guy right now instead of buying with both hands
