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I have always like ostriches 🤔😂

How many sats could Nostr pool to get someone to actually do this, I wonder?

Uh, well, it's getting late I gotta go. *Puts pants back on* *Door slam* *running noises*

Full @Derek Ross back tattoo bounty?

Yes 😂

Like some shit ya can’t get out yer head fleeing!! #Scarred

@🐉AT ₿01 you interested?

i've got the first nostr tattoo, it's a nostrich.

@Dawn, that No strikes a chord with me, and I agree.

So hot....she's not bad either

@Dawn y no? 😂

Shit. Anyone know where I can get half a back tattoo removed?

Nostr's a growing economy. There's gotta be a Bitcoin only regrettable tattoo remover around somewhere.

You too @Yarnlady 🧶? The ladies hate it 🤣

👀 I see no need to explain my stance.

It's art 🤷‍♂️ 🤣

Taking bids?? For 5 BTC and I’m down to get the tat on my back!

And so are bricks wrapped in cloth, these day.

Tattoos are ugly

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Whew. If I kept it I'd needed to drop my IQ back down at least 6 points 😬

What she said. Sister solidarity 🫂

It's been going up pretty fast. It might be due a correction. Could be a bubble 🧐

Art is like assholes...everybody thinks their's doesn't stink...or whatever mixed metaphor you choose 😂

A rose by any other name is still a horrible idea for a tattoo, got it.

I can do @Derek Ross ‘s full npub on my back for 3.125 BTC

Lifetime free supply of Derek Ross's for anyone that gets this tattoo.

And a forever doxing target

This is quite possibly one of the funniest things I've ever seen.

Sweet mother of all things holy

Dude.

I'm glad someone gets my humour 😆

I was hoping you would see this 😂👍

You shoulda just tagged me!

Around here? Someone around here you mean? 😂

I like to let things happen naturally. It's better when it's a surprise.

I have radar for poking fun at @Derek Ross My spidey senses were tingling.

Highly tuned 🕷️📡

A nostr tattoo? Mascots change all the time the ostrich had it's term now we on to @Purple Pimp it wouldn't be good to brand a name on you. I once saw a guy with DC as in DC universe on the back of his neck I laughed like wow.

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Not a need so it's a no for me