It’s ridiculous the extent companies apply marketing.
It’s not a filter, it’s atmospheric particulate optimization module.
Battery - Quantum energy retention core
Bulb - Photon conversion capsule
Door - adaptive entry barrier system
Then they use fancy disassembly 3d illustrations and animations to show how one part fits into another like it’s supposed to be amazing… 🤦♂️
Everyone learned from Apple that if you want to sell average junk, you need to get fancy with names. Now it’s prevalent everywhere.
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Excuse me, sir. This is Ikea.
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That language is so lame
They had fancy names for decades, and they only people that used them were artists and desktop publishers because they were super expensive compared to IBM clones.
Then magically Apple gained fad status with the iPod, and so people decdided it was justifiable to pay ridiculous prices to appear to be cool.
Ghee - Ultra enhanced super performance butter
It never stops.
GHEE → Golden Heat-Extracted Essence™ (GHEE), a clarified lipid concentrate produced through Thermo-Activated Lactose Separation Dynamics™ (TALSD) that isolates pure Long-Chain Flavor Amplification Molecules™ (LC-FAMs) within a Crystalized Aromatic Fat Substrate™ (CAFS); unlike ordinary butter, GHEE embodies a Hydration-Resistant Culinary Enhancement Matrix™ (HRCEM) designed for high-smoke-point performance and Metabolic Efficiency Yield Optimization™ (MEYO) across both gastronomic and ritualistic applications.
+1000% sales guaranteed
I’m adding this to
first thing tmr.
Fantastic

Great Ghee
Great Ghee - Great Ghee LLC
NO SKETCHY ORIGINS, FILLERS, RANCIDITY, OR INDUSTRIAL MANUFACTURING - JUST PURE, NATURAL GHEE PRODUCED IN SOUTHWEST VA, USA
Make sure to get a 3d illustration / video that shows all of the processes in detail.
That’s phase 2.1 🫡 don’t you worry
Followed by a celebrity endorsement I presume
Features on Tim Ferris podcast.
A Michael Phelps favorite.
Already got the peak celebrity endorsement from Hodl himself. Covered there 🫡
Can I interest you in a retro encabulator?
Sounds fascinating!
If you aren't familiar with encabulators, I envy you. Wish I could learn about them for the first time again. 😂
Turbo encabulator - Wikipedia
You had me at butter. I’m simple