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HoloKat 4 months ago
It’s ridiculous the extent companies apply marketing. It’s not a filter, it’s atmospheric particulate optimization module. Battery - Quantum energy retention core Bulb - Photon conversion capsule Door - adaptive entry barrier system Then they use fancy disassembly 3d illustrations and animations to show how one part fits into another like it’s supposed to be amazing… 🤦‍♂️ Everyone learned from Apple that if you want to sell average junk, you need to get fancy with names. Now it’s prevalent everywhere.

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They had fancy names for decades, and they only people that used them were artists and desktop publishers because they were super expensive compared to IBM clones. Then magically Apple gained fad status with the iPod, and so people decdided it was justifiable to pay ridiculous prices to appear to be cool.
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GHEE → Golden Heat-Extracted Essence™ (GHEE), a clarified lipid concentrate produced through Thermo-Activated Lactose Separation Dynamics™ (TALSD) that isolates pure Long-Chain Flavor Amplification Molecules™ (LC-FAMs) within a Crystalized Aromatic Fat Substrate™ (CAFS); unlike ordinary butter, GHEE embodies a Hydration-Resistant Culinary Enhancement Matrix™ (HRCEM) designed for high-smoke-point performance and Metabolic Efficiency Yield Optimization™ (MEYO) across both gastronomic and ritualistic applications.
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Make sure to get a 3d illustration / video that shows all of the processes in detail.
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HoloKat 4 months ago
Features on Tim Ferris podcast. A Michael Phelps favorite.