I thought of a good use case for poopstr.
A nostr app where you upload a picture of your poop, but it doesn’t post it anywhere. It just analyzes the size of the log and you can compete with your friends to see who’s was bigger.
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Sounds like a fun and disgusting game. Perfect for nostr! Count the mutes 👀🤭
It will just post the size of the turd🤷♀️ pretty nonoffensive to me😂
Brilliant!!
“Challenge your friend to a poop off”
Mines is bigger, no app needed
No fucking way dude
Ahhhh ok. So no pics just analytics. Gotcha.
Exxxxxxactly
How to download and install
My brain is slow today. I misread and was thinking there would be anon turds all over the place 😂
SOON😂
That’s cool too, but everyone would mute it😂
No shit 👀
No small shits😂👀
Here is the song for your future advertisement
The Decline
$hit Yeah!!, by The Decline
from the album Are You Gonna Eat That?
Fucking perfect😂
Maybe you need this for your project 🤣😂
A Japanese company once built a motorcycle powered by poop
Only if it has the bidet attachment
Random time to open Damus…
ZERO KNOWLEDGE POOP PROOF 🤯
🤷♀️
@Derek Ross can Shakespeare get this done for us?
I’m on board!
FUCK YES. Let’s actually shit post😂🤝
Get it to award badges for competitions and novel shapes! Like a pareidolia badge or something
Love this, yes
I could leverage this database for my idea of an Indian Food or Diarrhea game... brilliant!
No the poop pics are encrypted and ephemeral
I try to keep the bullshit out of my life, but I can definitely get down with some nostrich shit
why? your * is more open than the average?
Let’s see how weird we can actually make this place😂
Bigger hoop, bigger poop
Alert me when the beta..drops.
Lmfao
🤭
I shall😂
I've got just one word... Zoom. 😶🌫️
I don’t even know what you mean by that one word😂
But you're gonna secretly harvest the user data and get rich reselling it, right?
🤭
I’m selling it to the fecal transplant harvesting teams
😂 that’s a cute one
for scientific purposes 😅
I mean my shit can look bigger if I zoom in 💩
😂 maybe there’s parameters for the photo then
For fuckery purposes
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I'm in.
I totally forgot about this😂
I knew you would be😂
A great idea does not let you forget forever. It was just gestating
Holy shit; that was 2 years ago🤯
try for yourself! 💩
Would really like to compete on weight as well. My shit is dense, bro.
I didn’t even consider weight🤯
Tomorrow
🤷♀️
Sinkers win!
Oh for sure 😂
This shit is bananas.
That would never pass my very intense screening process 🧐
Might have misread the instructions.
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Mmmmkay
People with constipation would have their daily streaks ruined, this is unfair, some of us are just more full of shit than others.
Yeah the carnivores are gonna have a hard time with this one😂
That is some dark web shit...
Nah. That’s brown web shit
size matters
@Noshole I think your onto something here! We are going to need you to create a NIP for this.. how about NIP 900900?
Works for me 🤷♀️
Ew gross 🤮
I can take you higher
