Men on Nostr how true is this? 😜
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As long as it is not rotten 🐶🐾🤣
We’re suckers 😂
If is from someone that I know, then yes 🤣
Yup 😋
The fruit 🍎 or the woman 👩 ?
Fact checked true.
Both 🐶🐾🤣
Most would eat their shoe.
Any naked woman? Or does it need to be a naked woman they find attractive?
You make a good point. Probably need some attraction going on.
98%? At least 😆
How low is the bar for most men to find a naked woman attractive?
Depends on the fruit being offered wink wink nudge nudge
Pretty low.
🤣🤣😂
peaches? 🍑 😋
Totally false…..it’s more like 99%
Nope. Definitely depends on who it is 😂
What if it rotten? 😂
20 years ago 100% - now 0% 😂
What’s with the 1% left?
So I cannot tempt you then? 😜
Dude if she was my potential wife I would probably scarf down a whole bucket 🫣
Yaaay bodes well for me ☺️💜💯🥳
You can but not with fruit 😉
That’s exactly what the other 99% often wonder…..😂
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I’m glad I’m not the only one to have that thought!
When I was young and dumb… now… depends on the fruit lol
🤣 My body is like play-Doh ☺️💜🫂
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I’ve seen the bikini picture you posted. Best looking play-doh I’ve ever seen!
About a week. 😅
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WWJD - What Would Jack Do?
Depends on the type of interaction. Bar would probably be pretty low in the garden of eden though.
I’d like to know the types of interactions your hypothesizing being confronted with a naked woman. 🤔
Calling @jack mallers 😉
Too many factors. What fruit, how beautiful is the woman, how long does she stay naked.
Well the one in the image of course 🤣 most men wouldn’t eat fruit from any random person off the street, but if it’s a naked woman in the garden of Eden, her attractiveness is probably less of a factor
Awww now we know why he has a big empty closet!
Nah, but steak and I'm in!
I draw the line at gooseberries 🤣
Higher than you think
And they say women overthink 😂
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Really, no fruit could tempt you?
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Not risking getting fed rotten fruit by a naked Hilary Clinton
Only huckleboobies (as my 4 year old calls them)
I mean I saw True Stories from the ER where a guy got his willy stuck in the hole in a camp stove. So the bar I was imagining for some guys is in hell.
What about a Kardashian?
That’s cute 🥰
It's all subjective. What is attractive?
🤔 not the one with the big ass. The others okay.
That’s what I’m asking y’all!
Why the hell would you stick your willy in a camp stove? WTF 😳
😂
He was bored camping and tried to use the hole for amusement but got stuck.
Depending on the woman or fruit!
or anytime Chuck Palahniuk bases a story on a conversation with a reader (see “Guts”—but only if you have a strong stomach)
Cankles.
Immediately remembered a nurse who had a repeat patient who’s boyfriend was using her stoma for his pleasure, causing her injury and infection but they wouldn’t stop. People are wild.
😯
you’ve clearly established strong stomach credentials
On a side note, I highly recommend never asking a nurse how was her workday. You’ll be scarred. Then most likely inappropriately share the story later.
Thanks
they see everything
Bunch of nurses in my family.
Can confirm. I don’t wanna know how it went.
I have multiple nurses in my family. Dinner is delightful. 😬
You get me! 🫂
Depends on the naked woman. *My* naked woman: yes.
go away and bring me back a beer
Thats almost a guarantee more people won't make the same mistake as a result of genetic mutation
No, fruit or nothing 😂
Confidence. Knowing thyself.
I'm way sexier at 40 than when I was 20. I may not look as good but...
Thick all the way down. My favorite
Are you guys for real? 😳
I consider myself immune to peer pressure for all practical purposes but I’d be tempted. Depending on the woman.
toxic.
To be fair, who would reject a fruit from anyone, right?
How interesting.
Ha ha ha ha! This made me snort out my tea laughing! Thanks I needed that 💜
What makes men men, and not women, if that’s what you are, with internet names, and all? A brotherhood, is withheld by standards. Whether you disagree with someone, or have some beef, get your facts right, before letting a very small muscle in your body formulate words that are then actualized. He seems to be a friend to the community, and a good cause, and I cannot speak for him, but don’t make up stuff intentionally to bring others down!
Chill dude, or have a drink or two.
This is a joke, not meant to be serious. But if you want to get serious then…move along.
This was addressed to a man.