You know what makes me laugh?
Water polo players will grow out their toenails super long and file them into points so that they can shank each other under the water with them π€
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Is this trueπ€.
I kind of want it to be.
YES
This is horrifying π°
*quickly conceals talons back into shoe* π
Iβd show up early to the match just to take a leak in the pool.
So yuck. I mean I get it but π€’.
βTake Me To The Hospitalβ
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Mean people suck
I heard about this when I was a kid and thought it was hilarious. Now every time I need to cut, I make them a point first and laugh
True π€·ββοΈ
Iβm kidding of course. Iβd go to watch the toenail fight
I grew out my fingernails during basketball season so my opponent would get scratched when I swiped at the ball. But I never filed them into points.
I would be under water with my eyes open even if that meant piss eyes
Good. Donβt wanna accidentally puncture the ball
ππ because why not π
Thatβs the spirit Take one for the team
I thought it was going to end with "...so they can work like very tiny fins to make them ever so faster"
Dirty ass nails for dirty polo players
U have a dark gift Sarah Bakerπ³ππ€£π«βοΈ
that's some crazy shit and really gross. as they say, "if you ain't cheating, you ain't trying!!"
That's fucked up
I'm beginning to worry about you. Are you okay? π€ π
No lol send help
Pretty much lol
They do nail checks before matches in any civilized context.