Business idea: hack the trump phone preorder database. Target this population of half a million people and sell them literally anything, including nothing at all. 59 million dollars worth of deposits from the dumbest people on the planet. Have to respect the hustle!

Trump laying 1 billion in retarded ball room construction on tax payers after claiming the cost would be privately funded is the brand. There are no bigger retards than MAGA, not even the blue haired obese lesbians are this fucking stupid.

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Why is trump so desperate for this ballroom that no one asked for? What’s the grift here?

Why does Trump need a secure ballroom for an event that would never take place inside the whitehouse and where security effectively neutralized a threat before it got anywhere near the president. Wouldn’t it be easier to just execute all the pedophiles in his administration?

So trump really didn’t want to Get roasted had to manufacture another fake assignation.

Just how corrupt is Jared Kushner? Is there a dollar figure we can reasonably assign to his grift?

Milei singing to Netanyahu is the most cringe shit I’ve seen. Fucking guy is such a phony piece of crap.

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Trump asking a door dash driver delivering McDonald’s to the White House about trannies in sports should have everyone asking why the fuck we let the senile stay in office.

The penalty for treason is death. I think we should first torture the ones using shitcoins to do it as a means of deterrence.