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Those are the symptoms I get when I put a zyn in my mouth
🤣🤣🤣
Whats the low down on coffee enemas?
Everyone out here about to kill each other over bitcoin software meanwhile laser is shoving frozen probiotics up his butt.
Health nostr built different
I refuse not to have brilliant sh*ts.
You’re on the Probiotic Mayflower
Godspeed Laser
Wildest set of notes I've seen on Nostr in a hot minute 😂
Wild shit literally. Makes sense though, curious about the results.
This is next level. Everyone be like “hey Laser, what’s supp?”
There's a real risk of sepsis anytime you implant bacteria directly into the colon.
But the payoff could be huge for those who have compromised GI tracts, which is everyone in the US.
My natural butyrate production is collapsed, which suggests total microbiota failure in the colon. Attempting to reboot with buttsicles.
Lots of unhinged experiments.
View quoted note →Our coffees should be only consumed orally, thank you very much. Use someone else's beans for that s#it!
Hey
@Laser please check dm. Working on a #peatstr compendium.
Talking about shits and assholes takes me right back to the sports locker rooms. No filter. No homo. Funniest shit ever
Nostr is really just a digital high school boys locker room at the end of the day. You’re right
It takes me back and I'm so here for it!
Hashtag buttsicles!
I’ll stay on this side of nostr, thank you!
Same 😂
Dude’s butt is a research vessel for freedom…I think? 🤣
Listen that was without a doubt the most disturbing post I have seen in Nostr in days …
Welcome back internet
Literally taking one for the team, respect.😁
I generally halt my exploration of probiotics right around the time things get near my asshole. 🤣
View quoted note →I’ve never seen anyone boof that before. And I worked in detox AND county jail. Go you.
Laser
These probiotic buttsicles are extremely potent. How I imagine a fecal matter transplant would be.
Have me on a bit of a ride today. Spins, some tinnitus coming and going, cold fluid feeling in lower extremities and scalp, lower GI cramps...
Fingers crossed the destination is worth the uncertain journey.
💩💩💩
#Peatstr
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Sending probiotics to it's destination from behind. Interesting approach must stay. Good luck with tests!
Have you tried just eating Narine bacteria yoghurt?
Or maybe even make Suppositories from this?
I heard about its positive effects
Nice thought. Sometimes gates are useful, and now I'm not hungry at all. 🫠
View quoted note →Dude….
"In my mouth"
Probably good to clarify given the context.
I genuinely want to know how are you going to benchmark this? I mean, how do you know if it has worked or not?
Bonus points if you can compare it with probiotics that are delivered in the old, boring, oral way.
Oh my gawwwwd 🤣🤣🤣🤣
And your profile pic and banner too 😂😂
First time hearing Narine.
I have an L Reuteri starter for yogurt. Will have to run that experiment next.
Brian: “How ya doin’ back there, buddy?!”
Stewie: “I fell right, Brian. I feel right.”
Someone was asking if this was a thing a while ago.
For the love of God, please stop sodomizing yourself. 😅
🤣
The things I do for butyrate.
When health maxing goes too far! 😂
Too late.
Frozen coffee / fecal transplant enemas?! 😳
Day 3/30, probiotic #buttsicle. 🥶
Up to more than 1.1 trillion CFUs of bacteria implanted directly into the colon.
- No more drunk like symptoms 🥴
- Sleeping DEEPLY 💤
- BMs = exceedingly hearty 🪵
- Was able to tolerate tacos 🌮
On day one I had five bowel movements (yeehaw 🤠🤣), but today I'm back to 2-3, which is ideal.
Now that my body has acclimated to the large influx of probiotics, I've gone ahead and moved the suppository to just before bed.
#Peatstr
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