This is controversial but I think sports should have 3 divisions🤷🏽 Biological male, biological female, and no rules best of the best sir league. Remember the beginning days of MMA? When it was literally like put a sumo wrestler vs a jiu jitsu fighter in the ring together? That's what I propose but even more like a 90s action film written by cokeheads🤷🏽. Doesn't matter the sport. Think baseball. Sure. Male league will be fun, female league cool too with them giant balls, but the anything goes league... Men vs women, trans, all steroids are legal, hell! Put down your rolled collar bill when they call your name and come out to the bat with powder on your nose, I want to see how far that ball flies. Robotic prosthetic arms, robots designed specifically for batting. What are the limits of human and non human I guess capacity?? I want a ball to enter orbit please.

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nate 2 years ago
I am all for this. Being saying for years that an openly “anything goes” category would ultimately proves most entertaining. Let the free market flower.
Right? It's entertainment! Plus if you join the league you know what you're getting into. You know everyone is trying to win no matter what. They'll probably try to cheat because cheating doesn't exist here. Everyone on drugs and roids. Is it fair... Well yeah! You signed up for it! Will your heart explode in your chest? Maybe! You're the one who chose to do the roids! It's all personal choice at that point.
there also needs to be a division where you're allowed to do as many drugs and steroids as possible. just get absolutely synthetically jack to the fucking gills and go. i'm not a fan of sports but i would probably watch a division like that.
That's exactly what I'm asking for. No rules. Every one do whatever you want as many or as little steroid and drugs as you want. Still you win? Maybe! Will your heart explode? Probably! You know the risk! But man that world record 1mile in 6.723 seconds will forever have your name on it.
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This is controversial but I think sports should have 3 divisions🤷🏽 Biological male, biological female, and no rules best of the best sir league. Remember the beginning days of MMA? When it was literally like put a sumo wrestler vs a jiu jitsu fighter in the ring together? That's what I propose but even more like a 90s action film written by cokeheads🤷🏽. Doesn't matter the sport. Think baseball. Sure. Male league will be fun, female league cool too with them giant balls, but the anything goes league... Men vs women, trans, all steroids are legal, hell! Put down your rolled collar bill when they call your name and come out to the bat with powder on your nose, I want to see how far that ball flies. Robotic prosthetic arms, robots designed specifically for batting. What are the limits of human and non human I guess capacity?? I want a ball to enter orbit please.
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How about robots? Robot pitchers vs roid rage hitters! HST did a white paper on how to make baseball fun to watch.
That's exactly my point. The third division would be the physical limits of the human body division. Men vs women Trans men trans women Do a line of coke before you get on the starting block. It's it dangerous? Absolutely! Your heart might explode before you finish! But you knew that when you decided to do it🤷🏽 I want to see Usain bolt scratching his head at you at the finish line with your gold medal powder on your nose down at your mouth and people jabbing adrenaline into your heart. Will you make it? Probably not. But your name is in the history book now, for however so briefly to the next guy does it with meth and surgical rollerblades🤷🏽
I want to see the true limits of human capability. Do you remember UFC 1? When there little jujitsu you dominated everyone and we were all like what the hell??? Then the next year they banned wearing these and said you can't use clothes to choke people🤷🏽 I want that shit. Like the biggest most technical guy on roads was taking down because you put your shirt over his head before you knocked knocked him out? That's genius.
I still wholeheartedly agree with this, and now that I've re-read it, I had this vision of a methed out baseball that I think would be hilarious.