I live my life with 4 rules. 1. You do you because Imma do me. 2. Fuck around and find out because I ain't no bitch. 3. I'll try anything twice because you know know if the first time you weren't in the mood or didn't know what you were getting yourself into. 4. When people tell you "your going to regret that in the morning" politely scream in their face "I SLEEP TILL NOON"

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Nah That's a metaphor. Another metaphor: Like icing on a Cinnabon Like a hot chick that ain't no fun Listen, I'ma teach you a lesson Let's start at number One: Sleep is the best way to save money Two: Money is the best way to have sex Three: Sex is the best way to feel nothing Four: Nothing happens if you're asleep So stay up until you wake up
1. BLESS THE MAKER AND HIS WATER 2. BLESS THE MAKER AND HIS WATER 3. BLESS THE MAKER AND HIS WATER 4. BLESS THE MAKER AND HIS WATER
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I live my life with 4 rules. 1. You do you because Imma do me. 2. Fuck around and find out because I ain't no bitch. 3. I'll try anything twice because you know know if the first time you weren't in the mood or didn't know what you were getting yourself into. 4. When people tell you "your going to regret that in the morning" politely scream in their face "I SLEEP TILL NOON"
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I live my life with 4 rules. 1. You do you because Imma do me. 2. Fuck around and find out because I ain't no bitch. 3. I'll try anything twice because you know know if the first time you weren't in the mood or didn't know what you were getting yourself into. 4. When people tell you "your going to regret that in the morning" politely scream in their face "I SLEEP TILL NOON"
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Also that's rule #1🤷🏽
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I live my life with 4 rules. 1. You do you because Imma do me. 2. Fuck around and find out because I ain't no bitch. 3. I'll try anything twice because you know know if the first time you weren't in the mood or didn't know what you were getting yourself into. 4. When people tell you "your going to regret that in the morning" politely scream in their face "I SLEEP TILL NOON"
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