plastic christmas trees are a scam
real trees only
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Just like Christmas is a scam.
Fuck hell yeah
Make Aluminum Trees Great Again
The world is covered in plastic … had mine for years … but … Ima surrounded by a forest of beauty. Truly
Nothing beats the smell of
😂🤣🕊️
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Do you also hang real balls?
we have a custom made porcelain tree, are those scams?
Not ours... we've had it 23 years and bought it at a yard sale right after we got married for $5. Cost is only $0.22 per year!
#needlesgang
Shame to cut a tree for it to sit in a house 2 months and then get thrown away
Aluminum can trees certainly exist
real balls only
Yes 🙌 but we all know this isn’t a post about Christmas trees 🎄
Right?
Fair. I shall ask my friends how they will recycle them properly ♻️
Maybe even a psyop
Did someone say #needles cause I have a whole lot of 🪡 for art 😂🤙🧠
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McDonald’s gave out pine saplings on earth day sometime in the early 90’s. I got one and it ended up growing bigger than the house. Really saddened to learn it was cut down.
Just make sure they are hanging evenly
life
Is a plastic Christmas tree a deception of God?
Living Christmas trees so we all can plant afterwards can you imagine every year new trees being planted
Too much entropy. Hard to self custody.
I guess I'm a smartass, but technically the living trees are made out of plastic too.
Gn nostr 🎄
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Crap. I didn't even listen to it and its stuck in my head now
😂😜🤣
All Christmas trees are a scam.
Indeed but did you know that you can grow more baby trees from cuttings, after the holidays.
Don't just throw a tree away. Try to propagate it. Make a fun project with kids and test their patience 🙂
Real Christmas trees will rot down, plastic Christmas trees will never.
This is blasphemous!!! My tree should be accepted for what it wants to be, not what it is. Unfollowed and Blocked /s
“Shame to pick a fruit to eat and toss out the core”
Your conception of the world is too small my friend.
Those are just a scam, you have to buy them every year.
I, on the other hand, buy sats every year and keep using the same old tree.
You’ve never harvested a christmas tree with family and it shows. It can be a very wholesome and cool family tradition.
True, never done that.
Old tree, new sats, same vibes.
But Odell, Money trees is the perfect place for shade, that's just how I feel 🎄
Christmas is, by itself, a scam: celebrating the birth of Christ on the same day as the winter solstice and presenting this as meaningful largely for consumeristic reasons, while encouraging people to believe that exchanging items defines love.
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Until you live in a country that doesn't have them
christmas are a scam
Fruit is consumed - the tree it cut it can no longer do its job and then once it's gone it will take several years for another to replace it all.
As long as we are planting trees... Merry Christmas 🍻
I'm always the last to know... so feel free to give me a hint. 😂
Def some truth here
And what if its job was to provide immeasurable joy to a family?
As long as we are planting trees 🙌🏽
Then enjoy the tree and share it with your family 🍻
Plant another with your children so they can watch it grow for a long time.
One always lower.. 👀
This is the way 🎄
Tropical weather is not kind on them unfortunately
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Smell of the tree lol
We are alike in this. Nbd
Posting (true) opinion as fact on a platform full of autists.
Once I have my own garden, yes. The real tree will be decorated outside and alive. Since I live in a flat in a city I stick with plastic - no real tree killed and serves for many years 🎄
Same for boobs.
I am allergic to pine trees
The best Christmas trees are the ones you cut down yourself.
Hell yeah brother
Nonsense.
Let everyone chose their own preference, if any.
💯 🤠🎄
Always real…