First dip into NOSTR. What happens next?
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That’s what we’re all waiting to find out.
You add a Lightning address and get your first #zap!
Welcome to the #plebchain 🫂⚡️🤙
Welcome
Start getting zapped.
Welcome 🤗
Welcome! Get zapped!
#zapathon
Life
How's the friendship bracelets invitations going ? 🤣
Welcome!!
Welcome 🐶🐾🫂💜
ようこそー❗️💜 #Nostrwelcome
Next? Let me tell you what’s next…
Next, you’ll start speaking nerd, npubs, nsec, NIPS. Your friends won’t know wth you’re saying and you’ll love it.
Then, you’ll grow addicted and spend every waking minute of your time checking what’s new.
After that, you’ll switch to an all-meat diet and avoid cooking oils like the plague.
You’ll start seeing the world in a different light. Things that seemed natural will beg questioning.
I wish I could say it’ll be all uphill, but it won’t. You’ll start questioning your reality and wonder if you’re getting sucked into a cult.
Your friends will certainly think you’re in on.
Maybe you are?
You’ll start feeling depressed if you ever were. Without algos you won’t find rage-inducing content to make you pay attention to the next important thing.
You’ll find yourself more relaxed, at home, with a bunch of friends.
The other social media will start looking like pure chaos and absurdity.
You’ll wonder why it took you so long to realize that everyone is being played and that there’s a way out - Nostr.
You’ll start wanting to zap everything and everyone. It’ll feel weird not being able to zap a kind act, an article you found useful that’s outside the nostr protocol. You’ll wonder how the world could have existed for so long without zaps.
OR… maybe you’ll just shitpost and be happy 🤷♂️
In any case, welcome!
Welcome to Nostr 🤙
Go for a swim 🏊♂️
Welcome😊
Welcome to Nostr 😉
Welcome 👋🏻🧡👙 And I second what @HoloKat said!
This post brings me so much joy
Best note I've read today bar none.
💯💯💯
100% love it
👋🏻
it's about to get crazy 🏴☠️
Welcome!
May I get a similar writeup regarding the seed oil issue here? 😆
What a ride. This is epic
What are you smoking to get this so right.
Wanna share?
your phone runs out of data
Welcome good sir
Welcome! What’s comes next is up to you. My personal experience is nothing but awesome! Never been a engaging person on social media but nostr changed it.
Fantastic.
Next you’ve gotta read this, brother: 
Habla
Welcome to Nostr - Tony
A few steps that will make your Nostr onboarding smoother
yeah, it sounds like you *are* in a cult.
@HoloKat is speaking the truth here!!!
100% this is what happens
Most of it happened to me when I started following bitcoin maxis on twitter early last year. I was already leaning in this direction but then right on cue as I'm digging into maxi culture and memes, the shitcoin circus started a long and completely predictable series of disaster acts culminating in numerous imprisonments.
As I see it, the legacy, NSA/CIA driven social media sphere has been past peak about 5 years anyway, and I expect within a year they will be scrambling to adopt nostr and herd the users into their algorithmically filtered relays and using their "authorised" apps that don't let them see things they don't want them to see.
But the gate is open and there will be a trickle and the above text will describe their path to becoming their own shepherds.
PV & GZY
(which is a way of saying that you should get your hands on a lightning address so people can zap you)
Don't listen to all these creeps
- You've gotta do KYC
- Get a subscription
- Make sure to suck up to Nostr CEO for higher ranking
- Definitely agree with common narrative or get blocked
Ahhh, well I may abandon the account yet so life goes on.
Getting replies but I wanted to sit in a circle and braid hair. 🙁
Thanks, don't think I'll have anything to say worth a few coins. Still, wouldn't hurt.
I ain't doing any of that crap.
But ... all of that, will probably be the best thing that ever happened to you. :-)
You passed. Welcome.
#[2] Shitposting is pretty good
Welcome 🤗
Next is finding things your into by searching #Hashtags, memes, zaps, #Nostr addiction… everyday life 🏆
You’ll get swamped with bots and cringey crypto stuff.
Welcome! Roam around a bit. And then write something interesting if you feel like it 🌱
I identify as a Happy Shitposter! haha
Ahh, so your the gatekeeper? 😈
*your/you're
Jack ain't wrong. Getting nostr kind of made ditching everything else easy and it made sense. All the other apps/socials just suck your time and attention.
Just stick around for a while, it can seem a bit bland without all the bots at first.
This is incredible, you see me.
You know what, you all are a friendly and welcoming bunch, think I'm going to stick around.
Place feels like the ol' William Gibson novels I used to read.