I am tempted to open my own place like this
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You could reinstall hymens.
Hahaha!! That's too complicated, all I need is a hose, a few mantras, a nice resort in the woods, some aromatic oils and a guru aesthetic. Will work like a charm π
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what does body count reset mean??
All this just to become their new count one. Hoes staying hoes π€·πΌββοΈ
It means you can pay money to get a "I'm not a hoore" certificate.
oh, a "solution" for the very deep and not at all shallow tinder userbase that attend the 20 or so total gigalos that roam that place.
At least women are acknowledging fucking dozens of dudes requires some kind of reset, implying it was a mistake.
Seems like progress tbh
I bet the gurus rinse the attendees sins by affirming they had no choice and it is men that are the problem.
Only dozens? LOL where are you finding such angels? Not in the West...
Gross. If you are living in a city it's time to leave π
Country girls try, but the pool of potential swains is too shallow to get a new man every time Hubby just isn't "emotionally available" and she needs to "feel loved".
A country adulteress has to learn to recycle. Or to travel to the city to "visit her sister" / "get her nails done" / "see her specialist" :p
That's why I am going to start this business, to help the progress move forward
Theyβll be back in βdebtβ in no time.
Too bad this isnβt real. But you could make it so!
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Trying to get unfucked just like the rest of us.
Iβm running a sale. $10/body. DM me and Iβll send you an official certificate you can print and proudly display on your bedroom wall
At least for us, itβs not a fairytale π
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getting fucked a different way...
That place is on my bucket list. If I go those women are gonna need to do another reset before they leave π
These women are insane
What a bunch of retarded faggots.
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Reset the reset π
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Does it work on her π€
She must come but I believe I can fix her
Godspeed friend
Hey itβs nice of you to volunteer but Iβll fix this one
Wait..is that real? A re-virgining service? Sounds like something rich muslims can pay an Imam for.
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Gimme that indulgence pastor
I think there is such a thing as hymen reconstruction surgery π
Bonnie Blue is saved! π€
I thought the hymen was a myth
Who said that? π
Like in the olden days they'd be like, I can tell she's a virgin cause of a hymen, and it was just an excuse to stare at pussy and then make something up.
Bonnie Blue 5 seconds after hymen reconstruction surgery
X1000
The noise is crazy ππ€£
I think the people who say itβs a myth have small penises that canβt break the hymen π€
Oho, so a micropenis wouldn't count as losing your virginity π
Maybe all those virgins in heaven for the habibis have only been with micro penises π
Not as crazy as this whole fucking thread π
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