I will zap anyone 2100 sats that can provide a link in the comments of this note to a cooking fat (can be any animal fat, avocado oil, or olive oil) that has a "Fatty Acid Profile" lab test linked to it.
Rules:
-It doesn't count if there are other lab tests for the product but not Fatty Acid Profile. I am only looking for Fatty Acid Profile.
-Duplicates will not be zapped. Only the first time a product is linked will count.
-The product needs to be sold in the U.S.
-The lab test needs to either be linked directly on the product page of the product, or on the website that the product is listed on. If the latter, provide both the product listing and the link to the lab test page on the website
-No limit on the amount of products a person can link. If you find 3 examples that meet all the criteria above, I'll zap each link 2100 sats.
I have not been able to find any examples of this, hence me asking the nostr community and providing the reward for eligible submissions. Repost this note for exposure if you'd like, I'll try to zap the people that quote this note 22 sats each but I can't guarantee I'll see all of them.
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Chosen 100% Pure Avocado Oil
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Chosen Foods
100% Pure Avocado Oil for Cooking 1LT Bottle | Chosen Foods
Chosen Foods 100% Pure Avocado Oil features good fats from avocados, a high smoke point of 500 degrees, and a neutral flavor so it can be used for ...

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We're Committed to 100% Pure Avocado Oil | Chosen Foods
At Chosen Foods, we guarantee every bottle of our 100% pure avocado oil is exactly that, 100% pure – never fake or mixed with seed oils.
Invalid - no link to actual lab test results. Sorry
Fatworks – Grass-Fed Beef Tallow
Product page (sold in the U.S.):
https://fatworks.com/products/grass-fed-beef-tallow
Fatty Acid Profile lab test:
https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0568/2433/files/Fatty_Acid_Profile_Beef_Tallow.pdf?v=1680277311
Invalid - 404 messages on both links.


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Figured it was gpt haha
Invalid - not sold in the US. And the product is not being sold as a cooking fat. It’s being sold as an essential oil. Sorry
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Invalid, this is a duplicate of the below:
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Do you have the product link that this test corresponds to?
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I hope this is useful for you
Thank you, bro 🫂
I couldn’t find a direct link to the product page.☹️
Oh this is also a UK product that isn’t sold in the US. Sorry, invalid
Thanks for the heads-up!
Keep searching though for products. Seems like what I am asking for is super rare
Understood! I’ll continue the search and update you.
Florida Olive Farm — Classic 100% Florida Extra Virgin Olive Oil
Product listing (US farm / store page): https://www.floridaolivefarm.com/product/florida-grown-olive-oil/8
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Florida Olive Farm
Linked COA / Nutritional Analysis (PDF) that shows “Fat by Fatty Acid Profile (AOAC 996.06)”: https://www.floridaolivefarm.com/uploads/b/e037b820-3373-11eb-8705-67a7cb16dcbc/Nutritional-Analysis.pdf
The COA linked is for pasta this company makes, not for the olive oil unfortunately
Upping this to 16,000 sats for any animal fat specifically and matches the criteria below.
I’m pretty confident that no fatty acid profile tests exist for an animal fat product sold in the US, but want to do my due diligence.
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I really couldn’t find anything more than this.
Going to try to help using Claude Sonnet 4.5 Research
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An attempt at Claude 4.5 Sonnet AI assisted research:
It seems the second product is questionable on if it fully qualifies, but including anyways
Full Research Report: https://claude.ai/public/artifacts/eb502c6a-d29f-4ac9-b8b2-c068daf74799
Product 1: Avohass Extra Virgin Avocado Oil
Product Page:
(or specific product: https://avohass.com/shop/ols/products/avohass-mexico-organic-extra-virgin-avocado-oil)
Lab Test Page (Fatty Acid Composition):
Product 2: NHR Organic Oils - Organic Virgin Olive Oil
Product Page (NHR website):
Product Page (Amazon USA):
Lab Test PDF (Fatty Acid Profile section): https://www.nhrorganicoils.com/uploads/20170308133124e_Olive_Extra_Virgin_CofA_270117-6.pdf

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Shop for unrefined organic and conventional first cold pressed extra virgin avocado oil from Mexico, New Zealand and Kenya in the Avohass online st...

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NHR Organic Essential Oils - Product Details - Organic Extra Virgin Olive Oil (Olea europaea)
Amazon.com
Amazon.com
First one valid, second one not
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