I don’t understand how there are chili cook-offs. Chili tastes like chili. Tastes like chili.
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Oh c'mon, such a troll.... 😂
I’m serious. They all taste the same. Like chili.
I went with Family Protective Services on an inspection once, and their clients husband had HUNDREDS of chili cook-off trophies and plaques. One from as recent as a month prior to the day I was there.
That house had so many roaches we were dancing, and back outside within 2 minutes. Literally every single square inch of those kitchen was crawling.
There's absolutely no possible way those bugs weren't a special ingredient.
I'll NEVER eat chili from someone I don't personally know and trust again.
The most exotic one I made had pineapple.
Tasted like chili with pineapple.
Oh man... I even know its a troll, and here I go... Chili with beans vs chili without beans. Ehhh???
YUP
Omg that is horrifying. Maybe the only chili that actually tasted different. Eat ze bugs.
Men tend to be the best cooks
Really worth competing over? STILL TASTES LIKE CHILI
Cheese.
Gets lost. CHILI.
Jalapeños!
Then **_more_** cheese. And cheese on top. And onion.
This is how ww3 start.
It all tastes like burnt ass 💯
*whispers*
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They're a fun social event. Eating chili that tastes like chili is a bonus.
Gotta get those activity numbers up. War works.
You can't have been to a chili cookoff. Most chilis suck. Only mine is good.
HOW DO YOU WIN
I’ve never been but now I might for people watching
Its more than just flavor. Its also about texture and balance.
By making friends and eating free chili.
Pro tip, put a teaspoon of cocoa in chili. So good
How to say you’re not from Texas without saying you’re not from Texas :)
Let’s get em’ real fired up… noodles in chili or not? 😏
This is some twitter level rage bate
I mean why not throw in gnocchi while you’re at it
It’s not because it’s true
You clearly didn't grow up in Texas. 🤦♂️
That is correct
It is apparent.
I once won a chili competition. That’s it. That’s the whole story.