Jellyfish are proof of God.
CARLA⚡️
carla@nostrplebs.com
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eccentric woman
I feel like I’ve been cleaning nonstop for a week.
Happy Belated Birthday to my favorite goldbug!!!!!! 🧡 @walker
too many. too many parties. I must recharge.
I have 40 people coming over in two hours and the child chooses TODAY not to nap
I haven’t said GM in ages because I don’t usually wake up before the kiddo but HELLO GOOD MORNING HAPPY FRIDAY
I need to start cooking but I am le tired
when I said I was nostalgic for the 90s this is not what I had in mind 😭
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Always has been
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Oura: looks like you had a stressful day!
Me: THE FUCK I DID! YOU DON’T KNOW ME!!!!!!!!!!!
IT HAPPENED AGAIN!!!
this time by accident 😭🔥
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kiddo wants steak all the time HAS HE NOT SEEN CURRENT PRICES?!?! Unreal.
Ugh remember Keane 🥹
Also guys reduced caffeine makes me feel dumber. In case anyone was wondering.
It’s an Interstellar kinda night
omg guys do NOT put magnesium cream on eczema omg my hands are on fire and it won’t stop
Ok NOW it’s Troll 2 time
transitioned from a crib to a floor bed this week which has now just become our bed in the middle of the night hahaha with me having a jump scare every time he wakes me up 😂
I had a bob growing up and was always jealous of all the girls and their messy buns in dance class so I had a goal to one day have the biggest, messiest bun, and guess what? GOAL ACHIEVED. I AM A MASTER OF MY DESTINY!!!!!!!!!!! Yes my mirror is dirty I haven’t gotten to the bathroom yet lay off me!!!!!
remember Minesweeper?