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Okay now
And texting. Impressive
For a girl
Did it work?
Why? What do you use your hands for……….? 🤔
Carnivore is the cause for the lack of quality shitposting on nostr.
YOU said it 😂🫂
Let me crawl in and see
Picking my nose and texting but I'm a boy
Buttholes work pretty much the same for males and females 😂
Nah
I should take some selfies next time
is this a shitpost? ^^
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Appears to be
Multitasking.
Always
All right, let's continue.
I had diarrhea every day when I tried carnivore. Sometimes I thought they were farts 😭
Shit posting
Shit while posting
Shitty posting
Shitter posting
I see. Now I see where the etymology of the term came from. Thank you.
#toiletchain
Interestinnnnng. Probably microbiome related
This isn’t a shitpost. Who are you and what did you to the real noshole? The real noshole would never make a scientific inquiry 🧐
As I said 😛
Give a man fiat and he will mortgage his future.
Give a man bitcoin and he will own his hours.
Give a man Nostr and he will shitpost for a lifetime.
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I’m glad you got it now because the next step was a turd pic
Must remember this
I get scientific about feces
Mind you, this is the first thing I saw today.
Well said
Too much fat maybe?
I have leaky gut. Unashamed member of the never trust a fart club.
Came up with this on a toilet
Good
I have a classically trained butthole so I always know when it’s shit vs fart
I heard Socrates did his best work on the toilet too
This is a lie, but you can’t prove he didn’t
I don’t believe it
You caught me. I ate her and sold her skin
I follow the animal based diet now. One of the criticisms I hear about this diet from carnivores is that you have to be intentional about how much you eat in carbs because you can still overeat fruit. But if overeating fat is an issue on a carnivore diet, then that means I have to be intentional about that too. That’s not the idea they sold me lol my understanding was you should trust your body and eat until satiated.
Oh yes the great Socratic Paradox
Same 💜
Maybe too on the nose?
How can I train my butthole?
Hope everything came out okay
Buttsicle
Oops, lost a bet! 😂
🤯
If you’re the type, yeah
I had some orange juice today but I'm still not taking such a high risk gamble.
Common core buttholes just don't function the same in the real world.
Give her back right now
I’m scared to ask what that is
What was the bet?
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I hope so too just cuz I have stuff to do
That a fart was just a fart
Butt kegels dude
There's always that danger zone though where you're not 💯 sure, resulting in a shart!
I can choose to just fart even when I really have to take a shit. I’m a literal shit guru
NO. I need her classically trained butthole for a top secret project
Thinking I had this super power is why I can never return to THAT Walmart.
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I eat protein then fiber. Fat seems to come naturally without thinking. If I'm eating something really sugary I try to add nuts. Got that last bit from wearing a continuous glucose monitor for a bit. Amazing how much that lowers the blood sugar spike from identical carb loads.
Other than that avoid my trigger foods which pretty much forces me to eat home cooked whole foods anyways.
Only if I’m like sick or ate something sketchy
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NGL I dropped a bomb so nuclear yesterday I had to plunge. Had double servings of scalloped potatoes the night before. Not sure if the two are connected.
How did you miss the multi day buttsicle conversation?
That’s a much nicer way of saying the Alaskan pipeline
I don’t blame you. I too can never resist scalloped potatoes 😭
Oh nooooo. Did you have to show your underwear 😂
I’m not sure I can do this
The bet is with yourself. Though, it is fun to sometimes mutter "lost a bet" and see if people get it
You does it so the peoples know
I know you be makin’ that booty clap when the right song comes on and nobody’s home. Don’t lieeeeeee
There’s always a rise in cortisol when I need to fart because of this risk
.....which just intensifies the situation even more😳😂.
Sounds like a psyop I don’t like where this is going
LMAO
Getting shit done today 👀🤭
But I’m dilly dallying
Better than some alternatives
Quit half assing it, whole ass it
Yeah I’m 98% not gonna smoke crack today
That's good, heard once that crack is whack and crack is cheap
Dude I’ve been quarter assing it this whole time
Yeah and who doesn’t like a cheap whack?
I prefer a moderately priced whack myself
Two ladies talking about pricing whacks. Come on now.
Modern women am I right? 🤮
😂 is it better if we started out talking about crack?
Aww, I miss Falula.
we need a shitpost news feed on this regular event
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Haha. Depends how you wear your jeans I suppose.
I'm a mid rise maxi myself, I'm too old for cheekiness 👀🤣
Haha. Not sure any age is good for that. Gotta leave some things to the imagination, ya know. Cover those ass-ets.
Truth 💯
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Been really busy with important life stuff. Wish I could be on nostr more.
You were totes here for buttsicle gayte.
Noice
Stop exposing me today. It's been a rough week.
I find that it causes more tightening which means you may have enough time to get to the restroom lol
Totes not here. I don't recall or maybe I've suppressed the memory lol
I tried to suppress it but can't. I got blocked by laser for it though. Good times.
I'm also muted by laser
You don’t remember these memes
Not that one lol but I kind of remember the buttsicle jokes
It’s a fetish thing
The last time I went to Taco Bell didn’t turn out so good for me
