History remembers people by nicknames
Alfred the Great
Ivan the Terrible
Willian the Bastard
Ming the Merciless
Iβm liking Bastard or Merciless
Mike the Bastard or
Mike the Merciless
Which should I choose?
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Alex the Inglourious Basterd
Mike the Mercilous Bastard
Do you have to only pick one ?
How about "Mike the Merciless Bastard"
....molten meteorite!
Thatβs even better π
Or Mike the Spoon Pirate


That I like π
GFY π
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I think you're winning so far π₯
Beat me to it π€£π€£π€£
Mike the Horny π
1 has punch but lacks alliteration. Tough call
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Iβm married, the wife wonβt allow that one π
I know, I know. Itβs tough being an evil dictator.
People think itβs easy, but you try it π«
It might just be the best yet π


Definitely double barrelled, this is the way π
Landa approved π
Heβs so excited! Safe to say youβre the head of the marketing department now π


"Mike the Malevolent" has a nice ring to it.
A bit too subtle
I want hard hitting, like:
Mike the Evil π
Mike the Malicious Bastard?
Nicknames are earned, not taken
Iβve done the time, Iβve earned the rhyme π
I've been toying with my destiny for a while now π
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Mike the Hard Castle is good enough.
Iβm gonna buy myself a castle wen Bitcoin pumps π
That would be a boss move
How do you like the name "HODL Castle" ?
"Mike's Pleasure Palace" would be more accurate
Mikeβs βHardβ Castle
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I went through a democratic selection process. No rigged voting or anything:
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Are you a merciless Bastard? Have you any candidate names at the other end of your spectrum? Mike the Friend? Mike the Brilliant? Mike the Magnificent has a good ring?
I hadn't considered combining terms π€
The actual reason for this was a long term experiment in philanthropy, the most recent example was this:
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Which led to this:
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which led to this:
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I'm heading up the advance party π«‘
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Mike the Dumbass π
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