Ok Nostriches, let’s have some fun!
Give me your best answers 🤣😜
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I need to fart, real quick 🐶🐾🤣
I'm cuming
I need more leg room.
“I cannot believe this fucking guy just leaned back all the way when i’m right here”
"Move over".
hahaha
Buckle up for a bumpy ride.
Do you want to go to the bathroom and have sex?
You can wake up now …
💀🤣
Sit back, relax, and enjoy the ride.
Your baggage is all over me.
Wait, you say that in a bedroom? 🤔😂
Yes. I am the Air Marshall.
I need more thrust 🫦
Noh i was just joking 🤭 
Do you say that in a plane? 🤣🤣
🤣🤣🤣
This seat is too small 🤣
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
We're arriving at our destination 😂
😂😂
It's better said in the bedroom
If you pull it hard it inflates rapidly 😏
To fasten your seatbelt insert the metal end into the butthole.
Buckle. Excuse me.
In the case you are not satisfied with our service, you can leave the using exits which are clearly marked
Ewww, it smells like jet fuel
😳😂
Why does it always take so long to get off?
It Stinks in here
I’m good at squeezing big things into small spaces
Hit it!
😂
🤣😂
😂
I could do this all day. In fact for me, (you know that saying "get a good pair of shoes and a good bed because if you're not in one you're probably in the other." ?) if I'm not in bed I'm probably around aircraft. 😊 So this is pretty much me just telling you all the things I said here and there 🤣
Is that what I think it is?
Right up your alley 😂
Where do you think you're going with that?
Come back here!
Go around.
Let's do a touch and go
V1, rotate.
Roger Dildo, In and Out.
What else am I forgetting?
What? Dildo? You say that on a plane?
@Sikto there’s someone just as good as you at this! 😂
I could have swore I turned that off before I left.
Don't touch that!
It's not ready, give it a minute.
Impossible 😂
Come back in 5.
It's actually a joke radio call saying.
😂
Prepare the runway, I’m about to lay down some rubber.
Ohhh ok, you right side up people 😂
e.g. acknowledging an expected reply:
"Can you hear me now?"
"Roger Dildo, In and Out."
But we don't usually say that we just say "555" but what we mean is that 🤣
Fine, I'll do it myself.
Just, stand back.
Hold that there, don't move until I say so.
This is really important, I need you to keep track of it.
I have an urgent request for you.
Are you busy?
Excuse me.
Pardon me.
Stop hogging the blanket!
I have literally never said that anywhere.
Guess you don’t use condoms? 😂😜
can't believe it's been 5 hours already
im Instagram famous, you fucking bum
Damn tara
Never!
Wow, Matata you say this in both a bedroom and on a plane? 🤣😂
🤷♂️
Doesn’t everyone practice safe sex? 🤔
😉
Wow 😮😂
Those other guys are a figment of your imagination! They aren’t fucking real!
I feel like I’m pretty safe just having sex with my wife all the time.
But no, danger sex is totally a thing.
Can you take your headphones off please?
🤔
🫡
😂😂
yea i was doubting between her or the other
this sounded way better😂
I can tell you’re interested, would you like to know more?
I think I got it now 😂
Make sure you tell all your friends how effective I am.
I somehow don’t think anyone would say that on a plane? 😂
Prepare yourself for a little turbulence ahead
Oh I didn’t think we were still doing that.
☝🏻👈🏻 and that one works both ways
👉🏻👈🏻 👈🏻👉🏻
Fingers sponsored by @Dan Wedge
WTF Frank? On a plane? 🤣😂
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🤣😂
😂
😂
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If you want something done right…
🤣🤣
Is this a new policy? Who’s going to know?
I say this all the time 😂
Hopefully just on planes.
Have you tried this yet?
Wait your turn.
Knew she was lieing. I could see her horns growing.
No 😂
Tried what?
😂
You poor woman.
Can be said three places! Response, on Plane, In bedroom.
My genius knows no bounds.
Sticking it in the other way?
😂😂 
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So those two things definitely can be said on a plane and in a bedroom haha
My work here is done.
Hold on, watch this.
More Thrustttt less Friction .. Liftoff ✈️
🤣😂😂
‘merica
You should probably get that drained
You still going 🤣😂
Are we doing this or not?
Don’t you quit on me now I’m almost there!
If I heard this in a plane I would be saying my goodbyes 😂
And in the bedroom you would say…???
Yes, she likes a small blanket to keep her legs warm. The blanket can cover both of us. Maybe she would want to rest her head on my lap or something?