If you fuck a woman correctly she will spontaneously get up and begin baking for you.
That’s how you know you did it right. lol
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I feel like this is an attack because no one’s baked me SHIT
It goes the other way around too. 😂
Don’t trust, verify
You’re not doing it right lol
Do you get immediate results?
Best I get is the next day
I thought if you fucked her right she won't be able to get up
Wisdom 💯
ive actually seen this happen. 😂
I would count anything within 36 hours lol
Suddenly feminism isn't so important
Well that might be reversed on my end….
That's because you didn't prep her up beforehand with a romantic dinner.
Instructions unclear. Dick stuck in toaster.
You must be influenced by influencers.
That said, it’s true.
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*Leaves instructions for sourdough on here vibrator*
Feliz día para todas las mujeres
This can be the case 30-60% of the time.
not a big fan of baked goods...
mediocrity all the way
Didn't work on wife. Side chick was up and cooking breakfast like a future wife tho...
Bruh I think I did something wrong 
Me right now
my wife cooks for me everyday :D
Can confirm
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@HODL Tonight, at climax she screamed "Sourdough starter". Did I do it right?
Done. It works...
Doesn't surprise me that the woman would bake, and the man does the dishes in a country devoid of truffles
One hell of a quote
If you ever want to know if @HODL fucked his wife last night, don’t worry, he’ll proudly announce it on nostr.