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tuco 11 months ago
Did anyone get kidnapped funds because AML or β€œtainted” coins, then forced to KYC? Think about it
you really *are retarded. a random individual not being able to track a random transaction means nothing and doesn't prove jack shit πŸ‘ we are much more concerned about dragnet surveillance and Chainanalysis, then whether your exchange counterparty knows the size of your stack.
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npub12rrv...8ty9 11 months ago
Step 1. Install @Wasabi Wallet , send some bitcoin to the wallet, and coinjoin three 1M+ sats UXTOs. Step 2. Install @ZEUS, and send those UXTOs to this wallet with Taproot address. Step 3. Open three 1M+ un-announced(private) LN channels with each one of the UXTOs, with Simple Taproot enabled. Step 4. When paying in LN, use MPP (payment is split into parts / uses multiple channels). Step 5. When receiving in LN, use LSP wrapped invoices or Blinded paths. You could also use multiple custodial non-KYC wallets like @Mysterious Hamster as decoys, or for quick swaps, or to manage liquidity of your node channels. This whole process takes 5 minutes to setup. No one needs a shitcoin.
it doesn't take only 5 minutes. you cant quantify the privacy gained by any of those steps. ie, you have no idea what information what may be leaking at any point in the process. it doesn't work at scale. LN is not a privacy layer. its true what you are describing is better than doing nothing. but its more work and worse privacy than you know, just using #monero
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npub1t0ds...5qzx 11 months ago
The XMR alternative: Step 1. Use Monero. That's literally it. I'm a Bitcoin maximalist, but I believe we can learn a lot from Monero and it's community. Bitcoin privacy, as it stands, is nowhere near good enough to fully protect humanity's inherent right to privacy. Lightning is great, but it has its own problems. And in the end, anything beyond "just use it" is not good enough. We have a long way to go.
Just imagine if all major banks on thr country, like JPMorgan Chase, Bank of America, Wells Fargo, Citibank, etc. allowed literally everyone see and know all financial transactions from all their customers in a public record in the internet, including the sender and recipient identity, the amount and the date of all transactions in all these banks. It wouldn't be a complete absurd and total invasion of privacy if banks worked in this way? But this exactly how BTC transactions work, open to everyone track in the transparent blockchain. At this point BTC is even worse than Fiat
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npub12rrv...8ty9 11 months ago
Step 2. Realize only drug junkies and anime girl profile picture users are using it. Step 3. Swap in/out to BTC on some shady swap service because monero is a hot potato that loses value and you can't hold it for more than a month.
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npub1haqm...cvpg 11 months ago
I've never taken a single drug in my life and I don't watch anime, monero is cool. Stop telling other people how to use their money and focus on your own stuff. If you don't want to use monero then don't, other people can do what they want with their money.
Weird I started buying at $60 still waiting for the "losing value" part. you just mean "youd be more fiat rich if you held BTC" which is a really fucked up thing for a "Bitcoiner" to say.
That definitely doesn't take 5 mins, you are relying on 1 confirmation to the wasabi wallet, 1 confirmation for the coinjoin, 1 confirmation to the zeus wallet, and then 3 confirmations for the channel opens to confirm lock_in state, that could take hours depending on your fee rate and network conditions Plus that's not guaranteed good privacy, good privacy takes time like coinjoining multiple times in different intervals, and only later on opening channels where your coins are very far apart from the initial mixes. Even in Monero it is not advised to get coins from an exchange and immediately spend on the darkweb, you are better off churning or adding more hops in between. FCMPs++ fixes that, but we are yet to see LN's adoption for these high risk cases to compare
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npub1haqm...cvpg 11 months ago
Bitcoin has problems, monero also isn't perfect, it's not an attack on you if someone says something you like has problems. There is also nothing wrong with saying things have problems that's the only way you see things change.
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