Step 1. Install @Wasabi Wallet , send some bitcoin to the wallet, and coinjoin three 1M+ sats UXTOs. Step 2. Install @ZEUS, and send those UXTOs to this wallet with Taproot address. Step 3. Open three 1M+ un-announced(private) LN channels with each one of the UXTOs, with Simple Taproot enabled. Step 4. When paying in LN, use MPP (payment is split into parts / uses multiple channels). Step 5. When receiving in LN, use LSP wrapped invoices or Blinded paths. You could also use multiple custodial non-KYC wallets like @Mysterious Hamster as decoys, or for quick swaps, or to manage liquidity of your node channels. This whole process takes 5 minutes to setup. No one needs a shitcoin.

congratulations you did the meme.

it doesn't take only 5 minutes. you cant quantify the privacy gained by any of those steps. ie, you have no idea what information what may be leaking at any point in the process. it doesn't work at scale. LN is not a privacy layer. its true what you are describing is better than doing nothing. but its more work and worse privacy than you know, just using #monero

Wasabi 😂😂😂 Custodial wallets. JFC