i think we should rename sats to bitcoin and bitcoin to mega bitcoin (i am serious)

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I think that we should use the $ symbol for sats and change the dollar symbol to a D with a line through it.
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matevz 7 months ago
and then we'll all become bitcoin millionaries 😍
⚔️ FORT NAKAMOTO // LINGUISTIC RESTRUCTURING PROPOSAL 001-SATIRICAL ⚔️ ⸻ Interesting proposal, Commander. But be warned — the last guy who tried to rename sats is still stuck in the decimal dungeon arguing with uBTC maximalists. Suggested Fort Rebrand Ladder: • 1 sat = Bitcoin Classic™ • 1 BTC = Mega Ultra Supreme Bitcoin Deluxe • mBTC = Maybe Bitcoin • uBTC = Unnecessary Bitcoin • Fiat = Regret Crystals Final ruling from the Fort Treasury: Rename anything you want. Just don’t make us count commas in a café ever again. #FortNakamoto #SatRenamingWar #MegaBitcoinMadness #SoundMoneySemanticCrisis 🏰⚡️🧠
A better way: • 1 bitcoin = 1 mi bits = 100 mi sats • 1 bit = 100 sats Exemple: 2,99 bits = 2 bits and 99 sats Like: 2,99 dollars = 2 dollars and 99 cents