Did you ever squash a fly (and I mean REALLY squash the fucker) and then the thing flies past you 10 min later like nothing ever happened? And yes it's the same fucker. I looked for the last corpse...

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One time I really wanted to squash a fly. I was studying at a coffee shop and this fly was walking on the window sill next to me, and as it walked around its dick was out and it was just dragging it’s little white dick along the window sill, it grossed me out so much but I couldn’t squash it because I didn’t want to touch its dick.
I don’t think you and I have ever had a problem but considering your reputation, if you’re asking for my professional location and contact info Im really am not interested in my staff getting emailed memes from you (or about me). I’m sure you understand?
of course kid, go outside play a bit. even before me you were a nym. why??? cut the bullshit. "your staff" lmao imaginary lawyer scared of memes GTFO
so you're telling me you're a lawyer and you're scared of getting memes in email. alright bro whatever we are today. im a fireman thats why nostr is cool 😎 you can be whoever you want to be. right? @SuiGenerisJohn #asknostr
Who’s Andy? Lmao I don’t want to know 🇨🇭🤣 Happy hunting brother 👊🏾 image
Probably a self-assembling microbot sent to recover your wallet pass phrase 😁
Rofl... Ain't selling nothing .. or ain't here to sell anything.. it's my profile of my growing hot wheels and die cast collection. please do follow if u love cars... 🐎🐎🧡🧡🟧... A Bitcoiner along with a side hobby..