Cheese and I taking bets on how long before my normie sister gets the iphone titty pack thing 😂. I say she'll make one around the new year, he says less than a month. #socialmediaenshittification
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Is this a new jogging phone holder thing?
Wondering what that is but afraid of googling “iphone titty pack” and seeing things I don’t want to see 🙈
@Ryan posted it yesterday
😂😂😂 the iphone pocket thing. It will be the new titty pack (fanny pack worn cross body)
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Oh no...wife was just talking about maybe getting a necklace or whatever to hold phone lolol. Saw some Asians doing this "a lot" recently while traveling. Not sure if I should share this with her. And if I do, may not share results with you ...
😂😂 it's $150 or $200 depending on the length. All I can see is blue haired old ladies with the giant passport holders and waterbottle straps 🤷♀️. The best pic was of the thing looped around the handle of a purse 🤔...it's a purse on a purse...
$150 way to get your iPhone snatched off of your person even faster than ever! Plus, it has absolutely zero protection from RFID or EMF
lol 🤡
One of the most awful fashion trends I've seen in a while.
It's knitted! 3D-knitted, and you're gonna hate?!
Titty pack thing 🤣
😂🤣 My first thought was "I can make that" second thought was put a ₿ on an orange one 🤷♀️
If not a titty pack then what? 😂🤷♀️
If there isn't a giant B on it, is it even art?
Fr fr 😂
One of the douchiest things I’ve ever seen 🤣
I hate it so much. But I can't help but want to whip up a bunch to try and sell 🫢😈
100%
🤣🤣
I mean it's not even practical at all
Hear me out…second use case so easier to sell
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In a world where I pull out my phone less and less in public, I really don't get it. I take occasional food/drink/cigar pics when we're out and about, but the phone has become kind of a burden 🤷♀️
Oooo, this I like. 😂
“This is my iPhone titty pack. There are many like it, but this one’s mine. My iPhone titty pack is my best friend. It is my life” 🤭
😂 NO
You no like 😂😂😂
Huh, I'm an Asian who wears my phone on a strap. Didn't know it was a regional thing👀
I meant that if you're going to create something that hangs off the body you might as well make it be protected from scanning. It's bad enough people still use iPhones
Lol, I guess 🤷♀️. My phone gets buried in my purse or thrown in my pocket... But I'm turning into a grumpy old lady who hates the phone. Except for nostr-ing 😂😂
I'm a grumpy old lady Node. Fashion trends make me angry because I don't understand them 😂👵. (I don't have a Stanley cup either 🤫🤭)
Oh yes to this, too. I just don't need my phone to be that available anymore.
iPhone Titty pack is crazy 🤣
I wanna see morons walking down the street with it.
I don’t have a Stanley Cup either. The city’s team has…a few🤭
Crunchy moms here are all "do not wear your phone like that😡 the radiation will fry your ovaries 😡"
So I guess bag phone (or no phone) is the way to go if one is to err on the side of woo woo🤷
I just...can't with the words...kids these days...😂😂😂
Yes, recall my original point being that it's idiotic to begin with to have it hang off you so long like that, so easy for a pickpocket to grab it off you...it practically beckons lol
I don’t think I heard anyone complaining when they were talking about SLNT bags that are basically a faraday version of this.
#plebchain
“Bruh you got that new iPhone titty pack? It’s bussin” 🥴
Oh definitely no phone 😂😂. Someone will always find something wrong with how you're living your life. If it's how you like to do it, screw everyone else. The absurdity of this (the price) is just a bit too much for me.
I didn't know they stacked titty packs that high
🤢 I didn't see this, but I most definitely would've complained about it 😂🤷♀️
🤭 It me
Titty packs for days...
This high brother
NooOooOoooOOOOoooOOOO.
This is an EDC faraday bag to silence your phone while you’re out in the world being awesome and non-kyc.
It’s a SLING bag.
It’s not a purse.
It’s a SLING BAG.
Sling titty pack you say?
You can see how it’s badass because of those badass tattoos the model has.
I want to reiterate:
Not a purse.
It’s a SLING BAG.
Blah blah blah titty pack 😂😂😂
You know what,
I think you just might be right.
Here buy this $140 purse.
Nostr: No that’s gay.
Ok, it’s an EDC sling bag.
Nostr: Ok if it’s EDC
Haha yes, definitely overpriced 😂
I will march on with my $4 straps dangling my phone over my crotch🤷
😂😂 Always...just ask my husband...😉
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Gotta do it
All about branding 🔥🤌
Nail -> Hammer -> Head
Nails all the way down
He’s got the recipe for marital success locked in 👍
Carry your phone in this shoulder bag
Nostr: no thats gay
Ok carry your knife and coldcard in this edc faraday sling bag
Nostr: sign me up bro
It's genetic, I think
You know what would make finding that buried phone easier? Purse sling!
The ones I saw being sported looked a bit more purpose-built and overpriced. Also hung about mid-chest, for easy snapping of pictures I assume
Purse on purse...purse-ception if you will 🤌🤌
Git’r done
I think yes, picture taking ease. Also eady to get to when it bloops at you.
The trick is the pleather overcoat
Don’t worry, not everyone gets the update