Crunchy moms here are all "do not wear your phone like that😡 the radiation will fry your ovaries 😡" So I guess bag phone (or no phone) is the way to go if one is to err on the side of woo woo🤷

Oh definitely no phone 😂😂. Someone will always find something wrong with how you're living your life. If it's how you like to do it, screw everyone else. The absurdity of this (the price) is just a bit too much for me.

You know what would make finding that buried phone easier? Purse sling!

Purse on purse...purse-ception if you will 🤌🤌