Oh, I learned a life lesson from baldur’s gate tonight and wanted to share with you all, just in case:
Never trust a goblin witch in a troll dungeon. She will drug your ass, brand you, and then eat your soul.
Happened to me today. Zero chill.
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hate it when that happens
Literally, the worst
At least u were high
True. But I would just stay out of the dungeon
not ALL goblin witches in troll dungeons! that's racist
Dude like all of her friends were complicit
Some ppl into the whole soul-eating-brand-me-harder-goblimaster-euunggghh type stuff.
New life goals...become goblin witch and live in troll dungeon so I can drug, brand, and eat unsuspecting souls...but with glitter and sparkles and stuff.
I find it unappealing
Being the goblin witch=great
Being lured BY the goblin witch=ass
Eating goblin witch ass...
FILTH (unless you’re into that kind of thing 🤫)
😂😂 goblin witches need love, too
I be goblin dat ass
Lesson learned, thanks for reporting back 🙏
😂😂😂😂 here's your yarn party win
Anytime. Wouldn’t want anyone to make the same mistake 🫂
Wait huhhhhh? 😂
Goblin' goblins gon goblingob
Be careful with Ass Goblin at D&D get togethers. She's a tough dungeon master.
Off topic: why is there no whip emoji?
So long as the gob is nowhere near me, I’m happy 😂 it’s too sticky
Nvm I just got it 😂🤦♀️
I'm disappointed by this. Whapaaaa
Indiana jones is offensive
Take that back!! I love Indy 😍
He got canceled. I heard he got caught diddling some monkey skull 🤷♀️
@The Marie ⚡️🦂 broke it, so no emoji anymore
How am I supposed to whip it, whip it real good?
👀 that monkey skull had it coming.
Damn Aussie's 😤
JFC 😱🤣
You must whip it
It’s all in the wrist
How do you manage to pit me and Nos against each other ☹️.
Remember the Devo/Megadeth crossover album?
Off topic topic, Jr has figured out how to crack the bull whip.
The first human invention to break the sound barrier
It's a gift 🤷♂️🤔😂
As long as it's not a back tattoo though 😂
That child is gonna take over the world one day
Yes. I can actually do it, ranch childhood, natch.
I do now! That's amazing 😂🔥
Very cool to make sonic booms
If there's a song that describes the current state of the world, that's it 😂😭
I don’t and I can’t play it because I’m still hiding in the dark like I’m 5 and I could have already showered 😭
Never played it but I'm pretty sure we use the same controller.
I'm too stressed to sleep😅.
Puzzles isn't very good at hide and seek...
I'd get a Noshole tramp stamp 😂
I basically texted him and told him I’m hiding and that I wont stop until he comes and finds me, but nothing…..
I actually have a tramp stamp kind of, but it’s to
The side and up a little. But I have lots of tattoos 🤷♀️
Hopefully 🤞
Dis dat bitch?
Ooo nice. Have you tried taking a little hit off the old jointeroo?
Is it a heart with tribal art?
No. It’s a diagram lol
I wish 😂 she was old and haggard. She had a sneering quality if you will
Then it's not a tramp stamp. They had to have the tribal art.
I'm so sorry @npub1ymt2...pxnz
I've been dry for a few days. Gonna try a melatonin. I have to be up in 5 hours.
text to him that you are installing bitcoin core 30 right now on his node 🤣
Lolz
Omg 😂😂😂 that’s so fucking scary but I lold
Could be worse
Meanwhile he's puffing blunts without you 😱
BRUTAL, hope you can fall asleep soon 🫂
He’s with his node rn. I am…elsewhere
Omf wtf
😂😂
😱
😂😂😂😂😂
Truly
Who was worn better? 🤣🤣
🤣
Omf 😂 this is the trend nostr after dark needed
Fun fact, I've never deleted my Amethyst downloads folder. There's like 1200 pictures in it. So much material 🤣
Ummm are you my brother? I’ve never deleted any of my folders anywhere in like my whole life.
That's what a new phone is for 🤝
Exxxactly. I have a drawer full of tech
He was, in fact, not sorry. ((Morgan Freeman voice))
Hmm. Who's next? 🤔
Needs googly eyes
🦯 a cane will have to suffice
“Bro, we heard you liked tattoos, so we put eye brow tattoos on your tattoo!”
Sounds like something a goblin witch would say to unsuspecting trolls just before drugging them 🤔
Wedgie
I didn’t even know it could be done in this dimension
🫣 me? Never. But drink this and come with me
It better not be yer bucket from hide & seek last night
Of course not. I’m saving that for dinner
Phew, did you sleep on the floor or were you found?
🤣