Fun story about “lido staked eth” when I finally decided in 2023 that bitcoin only was the only way to be. I had some of this shit on my ledger nano (we’ve come so far). I didn’t know how to sell it and the ledger live was clunky and retarded especially for someone who didn’t know what they were doing. So I transferred it to my coinbase wallet (cringe x2). I still couldn’t sell on the wallet so I figured send it to the coinbase exchange, sell for Bitcoin, transfer to cold storage. Wrong😂 the exchange didn’t support lido staked eth and it never showed in the exchange. I burned the equivalent of 12,500,000 sats trying to exchange it for bitcoin😭 swore off shit coins ever since. #wrecked View quoted note →

Stretch yo cheeks

The Lazarus Group are the real heroes in this story.

Come on! Does only North Korea has the greatest hackers and scammers in the world? If there is incentive to steal money there would be incentive for any hacker/scammer to do so regardless of the country. Sorry, if you don't agree, but it doesn't make sense to me at all. It is always North Korea, Russia, Iran or China, like if western nations didn't know anything about hacking and scamming. Hey western hackers/scammers where are you at?

vos sos loco si pensás que los otros tokens pueden igualar a Bitcoin en valor

Even though i've been around the Ethereum (my entire "guide to onchain" was intially rife with eth stuff but i added more bitcoin after being around nostr for a while), I've never been into staking I did not know that staking turned into this weird downward spiral

If I were to hack a protocol and steal crypto I would pretend to be North Korea

You just lack vision odell

Same thinking.

Yield is a human centipede

every "except" in that story is just more rope.

Play stupid games…

"North Korean hackers" is the new codeword for rug pull or dev self hack.

Kinda familiar..

Wait…. This guy is serious. This wasn’t written as comedy? 💀

This all reminds me of a conversation I had once on Twitter 😂 View quoted note →

Hahaha wtf 😂

But where is the yield for just hodling? Gotta have yield!!! Idiots. 😂

Looks like it was written to roast crypto. But I think that entire thing is possible to do.

Nature is healing…