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Someone compiled a list of all the migration "NGOs" in Europe.

Immigration NGO Database

A Database of NGOs that aid in immigration

Search immigration-aid NGOs across the US, Europe, Australia and Canada, by country, type and more.

#meme

GM. Off to Praha....

Garbage

Lmao 🤣 the mysterious CENTCOM triangle

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They're measuring right behind runway aren't they? View quoted note →

First the came for the smokers. Then came for the vapers. And when they came for beverage and drive enjoyers there was none to stand up for me. View quoted note →

"To learn who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticize." ...while in the west you are permitted and even encouraged to criticize the politicians.

GM I am nostalgic for the GPT-3 era.

To soon to become a full-time #nostr influencer? View quoted note →

GM Wallets and identity should be separate.

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GM What if #nostr is good for everything except social networking?

🆕 I've built two more demos for state machines on #nostr — this time involving #cashu, with a few interesting use cases around custody and betting. ⚡ In addition I've made the explanations more verbose and understandable, and rendered a video for every demo with Remotion 🎬. The actors are now generatable per demo and persist across sessions. Enjoy on https://schlaustronics.com/nsm 🚀 Source:

GitHub

GitHub - zeSchlausKwab/nsm: nostr state machines demos

nostr state machines demos. Contribute to zeSchlausKwab/nsm development by creating an account on GitHub.

🔗 — /nsm/wager - Wager · decentralized escrow The custodian holds nothing. Bettors lock stakes into 2-of-2 Cashu multisig and pre-sign every possible outcome; the oracle's only power is choosing which pre-signed package gets the second signature. The mint enforces — no party can steal. /nsm/bet - Bet · oracle-resolved betting Two bettors stake Cashu against an outcome. An oracle publishes what happened, and a payout scroll computes the winnings deterministically. Anyone replaying the chain can re-run the scroll and get the same numbers. /nsm/counter - Counter · the smallest interesting state machine Two players race to a target on a shared counter. Every interaction is a signed Nostr event on a single relay — no APIs, no shared database, no off-band coordination. /nsm/rps - Rock Paper Scissors · fair play via commit-reveal Both players publish a sha256 commit of their move before either reveals. The custodian re-hashes each reveal to verify it matches the prior commit before snapshotting. /nsm/vote - Vote · time-driven voting A roster of voters casts yes/no until the deadline. The custodian fires CLOSE_VOTING and FINALIZE herself — but both are gated by the SM's own deadline guard, so any watchtower can verify she didn't close early. /nsm/badges - Badges · transferable digital assets One shared kind:7500 ownership state machine, many minted kind:7503 badges, each with its own ownership chain under d-tag = imageHash. Transfers require m-of-n validator cosigns. /nsm/scroll-counter - Scroll Counter · state machine with pluggable rules Counter shape, but guards and actions are AssemblyScript-compiled WASM blobs (scrolls) published as kind:1227 events. Swap the engine tag, get different rules — the SM definition itself never changes. /nsm/negotiator - Negotiator · propose, agree, spawn Two parties iterate on a state machine definition until they agree, then a jukebox spawns the negotiated SM and reports the new machineId back. The negotiation transcript IS the contract. /nsm/nested - Nested · parent + child state machines A tournament parent SM invokes two child match SMs. Every snapshot carries the children's live state alongside the parent's — readable straight off the relay, no extra subscriptions. /nsm/pool - Pool · decentralized-custody crowdfunding Three stakers lock Cashu P2PK to a target with a refund timelock back to themselves. Majority yes funds the target; the custodian never touches the money — the mint enforces everything. View quoted note →