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wtf is wrong with my eye and what do I do 
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Don't scratch your eye after you scratch your butt.
Shower and keep clean. It'll go away in a week or so. 🤷🏽
@jpfrogmd 🏴☠️⚡️ I would say it’s pinkeye he probably should’ve not itched his butthole and then immediately adjusted his glasses after what do you think 🧐
Anytime somebody asks me about the eye I just say “warm compresses.”
But there are other more serious things, like Herpes.
@npub1jpa9...tsa4
Stop letting people fart on your face.
Wow, that looks painful! Have you seen a doctor or optometrist about it yet? #AskNostr
Who had access to his pillow?
Stop smoking weed with one nostril. You need to use both.
Being around vaccinated people's can have side effects...👀🤙🏽
I'm more concerned with that moustache
One movie, one ass, and one pillow and we all think pink eye is from that. 😂😂
Less eclipses. Less weed. Less frolicking thru fields of pollen.
you're in love.
My guess is that you’re near sighted and you need to continue wearing the glasses in order to see things clearly.
Don't push so hard, just let it happen bro.
Less rubbing your eye with poo poo fingers
Any pain? Burning? Maybe just scleritis, where blood vessels burst due to sneeze, stress, or dry eyes from being in higher altitudes. Artificial tears can help if there is discomfort.
Did you sleep next to the ASIC again because you like the way it feels on your face?
Can’t do that man
Followed.
Dammit I hate when the meme doesnt unravel
Eye drops? Holy shit.
And maybe go sleep. You use screens a lot? Rub your eyes?
Go to a doctor tomorrow
Don’t watch dogs take 💩
Sorry I’ve been farting on your pillow
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Username checks out.
Wash your hands
R u pooping rn
Sounds like Gigi may have some personal experience 🤷♂️
Thanks for page 😆 🫂
..looks like you should check your blodpresure?
it needs some bleach ASAP