Have you heard of monero? It turns you invisible so no one can see you jerking off on the subway. Privacy is a human right.

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The digital euro is pretty cool too. I heard that it's so convenient and efficient, you can just pick up goods and walk away. Total surveillance systems will just charge you automatically. The surveillence is so good that it'll even charge you for the tissues you use to clean up after your monero enhanced public transport rides.
I'm glad you mentioned that. You see, if you pair monero with the digital euro, the invisibility you gain has a chance that the guy shooting you doesn't notice you getting one last one off before you hit the dirt.
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Rand 3 months ago
listened to David's Bitcoin& thot maybe that was you supporting - if sO tY* again/*****
Not many things can go lower. Monero priced in Bitcoin is one of them. Ethbtc too.
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Rand 3 months ago
th@z cool, i will work my thing out w/them may*B*
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Rand 3 months ago
sO IZ mine actually πŸ˜…
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Have you heard of monero? It turns you invisible so no one can see you jerking off on the subway. Privacy is a human right.
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