Have you heard of monero? It turns you invisible so no one can see you jerking off on the subway. Privacy is a human right.
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Monero adoption must be off the charts in NY
I heard it's the number one feature that draws in the most users. They're all about that one, singular use case.
lol, nice bait π.
You can pay with Monero at the Jerk store ππ¦
The digital euro is pretty cool too. I heard that it's so convenient and efficient, you can just pick up goods and walk away. Total surveillance systems will just charge you automatically. The surveillence is so good that it'll even charge you for the tissues you use to clean up after your monero enhanced public transport rides.
Really good. Master baiter.

Thatβs jerk chicken, right?
Right�
It's gotta be Jerky
β¦ until the digital euro is used to pay for the gun that points at your head?
I'm glad you mentioned that. You see, if you pair monero with the digital euro, the invisibility you gain has a chance that the guy shooting you doesn't notice you getting one last one off before you hit the dirt.
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I believe when it's chicken you choke it π€·ββοΈ

This is how yall scared off the hot chicks from here
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Nostr requires one to have some appreciation for the lower brow humor that makes a place thrive.
It sure does π
Lowest brow ππ
Delving to depths only possible with complete freedom of expression.
This is how I Nostrβ’
Jay are you familiar w/Gemini xchange?
So low
Last time I used it was in 2020 or '21. So you can say I know of it.
A classic!
tY*
The first album I ever bought for myself π
listened to David's Bitcoin& thot maybe that was you supporting - if sO tY* again/*****
Not many things can go lower. Monero priced in Bitcoin is one of them. Ethbtc too.
That was me lol. But that story was from back then.
th@z cool, i will work my thing out w/them may*B*
sO IZ mine actually π
Moanero*
Aww π₯°
Still a favorite. A lot of my next purchases were the rest of the REM library πΆ
I had it on cassette. My first CD πΏ was Tori Amos.
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Have you heard of monero? It turns you invisible so no one can see you jerking off on the subway. Privacy is a human right.
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whereas Bitcoin is publicly soliciting for anal sex on the subway.
checks out.
what do you mean? we are all chicks here.