Screw it, the machines can have my job as long as I get a cut of the money.
Jordan
Jordan@nostr.land
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Terminally online Crypto-Anarchist Sardistic Schizo Cynicic that creates, and re-uploads bizarre memes featuring anime goth girls, and cats.
Shitcoiner, Spend, and Replace Advocate, Anti-NGU, Anti-HODL culture.
Contrarian Against Tyrannical Society.
Primary Client: Amethyst
Zaps : = False
Right-Wing Social Commentary
You may find offense from what I post.
Bitcoin Silent Payments on Cake Wallet:
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Bitcoin (P2WPKH):
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Monero:
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Dang girl, are you surveillance capitalism because I want you to flock on my camera 😳😩🥵.
Nostr but it’s pay to win.
I need to find a way to earn a gajillion dollars a year.
Bitcoiners: “We’re going to end The Government, Federal Reserve, and Banks”.
Also Bitcoiners when Donald Trump, Michael Saylor, Fed Chairs, and Banks say something Pro-Bitcoin:


The Computers, Spiritual Beings, Viruses, Cats, and Mushrooms are all exploiting us to do their bidding 😡😤!
Imagine a low fee cryptocurrency with a circulating supply, reliable block times, & privacy.
Man, if that currency ever existed it would be so cool, & I think a lot of people would use it.
If only it existed, I think people would call it Monero, or something like that but of course that currency doesn’t exist 🤷♂️, so for now just HODL Bitcoin.
Bitcoin in theory should take 10 minutes to complete a transaction but in reality you pay $2 in fees which was considered High Sats V/B until a transaction spike happens that requires $20 in fees then you’re stuck in the Mempool for 2 days because the fee spike deprioritized you even though you were literally the next transaction to be processed a minute ago 🙃.
Nostr is better without Zaps.
Not because zaps aren’t cool, or whatever but it removes the financial incentive to manipulate people’s behaviors.
The only thing that should influence people’s behaviors is memetic viruses, not money.
There are people who live on an abandoned oil rig, and turned it into a country.
If Bitcoiners were serious about Bitcoin as a technology then Michael Saylor would never be a Keynote Speaker.
If the institutions want to use Bitcoin, sure fine but Bitcoin’s whole purpose was to remove The Middlemen.
Growing up is realizing how connected everything is.
There needs to be a pdf html if you know what I mean.
The HTML format for webpages kind of acts up sometimes.
I wish there was a way to save webpages locally, and have it render properly.
People used to fly to, or lasso the moon for love, nowadays people won’t even pickup something from the store for love.
We live in Loveless Fiat times 😔✊.
Drugs, gay sex, Communism
All I see are saturated, and risky markets.
And the market that is a clear winner is one usually found by a fortunate genius.
Albeit even the winners had times of risk too.
I find it funny how all the X Bitcoiner Nostr influencers with 2,000 to 5,000+ followers would be like “Bitcoin to the moon, HODL, HODL” are all the ones who abandoned Nostr while I am one who criticizes Nostr, and Bitcoin frequently, and have been building a following despite this.
The Bit-Normies need their X/Instagram grifty stimulation while me, someone who’s been frequently, and routinely shunned, misunderstood, and silenced gets to actually express myself.
I was building a lite following on X, I had maybe 2,500 followers before getting banned for 3 years.
But in those 3 years Nostr was my main tool to talk to the world, albeit a small corner of the world.
That’s why I stay.
Because it’s what protected me when I needed it the most.
Others don’t have this problem yet.
Day by day we’re losing influencers, and content creators, relays, clients, and more.
I’m not saying Nostr is dying but it’s most definitely struggling at the least.
Very concerning.
I believe in a future where undocumented children live in company assigned skyscrapers to work in nuclear power plants 🤗.