Drinking coffee with the pinky up today π
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Iβm a monocle type of lady
Precisely my mood π
βYes I WOULD like that side of guacamoleβ
I dig the commitment.
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Tore my pinkies off and stapled them to the ceiling. ...it maya have been an overreaction.
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I just hired a peasant to deliver me a Pizza. AMA.
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Are the bubble slides actually comfy?? Iβve been so curious. Theyβre so cute!!!
*spits out drink* πππ
Bahaha no. Appropriate
Hahahhaa I need a peasant to get their ass over here and brush my hair
Where we're going we won't need pinkies.
Literally yes hahahaha
We can hire pinkies now
We're all getting pinkyfriends.
Fancy
Hell yeah!
EXTREMELY
I dunno what that word means tho
Just take a little sipsie of something w that pinky up
Mmmmm tastes like saved sats 

Dan, do me a favor. Would you do me a kindness?
Go all the way over there and completely fuck yourself πππ€

Iβd rather pour the coffee on myself than do that maam.
And thatβs why youβre stuck sticking your fingers up buttholes all day π
Ahhhhhhh I can feel it now
Self fornication is aways with someone you love
only if they tip
I carry around a tip tablet now
Tehehehehe π
Itβs the oldest profession in the world AND, you can keep your pinky up π
yeah it really puts old grumpy dudes at ease when you walk in to do their prostate exam and just keep your pinky up the whole time before starting the exam

Frogs have cloacas. @node π«Ά
What would they prefer, a thumb???
Hahahhahaha. Mood all week
I mean I donβt care what heβs putting fingers up, I just know he does
i know right? Weirdos
Tool - Stinkfist comes to mind.
Indeed they do π
Make cloacas great again π«ΆπΈ
@jpfrogmd π΄ββ οΈβ‘οΈ probably does episiotomies tooβ¦
Which essentially create cloacasπ
A frog that creates cloacas. Meta! πΈ


They be doing that shit. Giving ladies that all-in-one hole situation
These are the important discussions.
Educational
Women Against Hole Unification.
They donβt even have to push anymore. Just plop their asses down and everything falls out at once π³
EVERYTHING?!
And beyond
Thatβs actually what the βbig bangβ was
π€£ noooooo
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Liar πππ
taint BS
Just read about it π
Interesting
just give me a few to dump this colostomy bag.
Fancy lady π§π©
U should come over & C how i smash++
si usted quiere carnal
one day is an option i like, YEGHRO bless