The British cant even deal with people in inflatable dinghies invading them 🥴

Sorry to hear that mate. I quite like the cockneys actually, I find them very agreeable.

If you asked any one of these dopes to drop their pants and present their underwear, skidmarks, guaranteed.

Tis nice alright ✅

That's just embarrassing 😬🫣

Not sure anywhere in western Europe isnt

Kids could have done much better

My flag corps from middle school (11-13 years old) was more in sync when we marched for a Christmas parade.

Seeing stuff like this makes me sick lol in high school we I was in marching band/ drum line and we were in perfect sync lol ffs it’s not that hard lmfao

That was 30+ years ago.

Sure... Lemme locate my uniform...

This is *obvs a scene from a Carry On movie

Unfortunately not

Fucking embarrassing. See a little military stuff down here. Two examples in recent memory; The Royal Marines Band. Watched them practicing. Superb. Synced to perfection. Should hope so after over 2 years training. Saw them rehearsing their passing out performance, over several days. Cool stuff. A few months before, the medics have a freedom of the city March. Watched that, too. Great to see. Each arm is represented, Army, Navy and Air Force. The Army lot marched properly. The navy lot, too, though not as crisp as the Army. The air force lot? They were more like the guys in this video. It's a proper mixed bag.

Sorry

All kidding aside, we’re entering a period where “seeing with our own eyes” requires being there, not seeing a video. Maybe it’s real, maybe it’s Maybelline.” 🤷🤔

Well here's some facts. Recruitment is down by 33%, when our Cypriot base was attacked earlier this year we had to ask the French to send a ship because we didn't have one. 45 years ago we sent 120 ships 8000 miles to defend the Falklands. I know through experience that training in the services is now uselesd. You must not belittle or upset anyone. It's OK to get shot but not insulted!

Citizens can hold publicly funded military organisation accountable for an embarrassingly poor public performance through civilian oversight and complaints via the MoD. It’s possible to request a review and raise concerns about the waste or misuse of public money. Sometimes (admittedly, rarely) a single (cleverly AI generated) email can make a whole taxpayer funded department (temporarily) pull their socks up. 🤓 If we just moan and do nothing, it’ll only get worse.

You are so cool!

You’ve demonstrated you are up close and personal. It’s doesn’t get better than that. I concede and salute you my friend. 🫡

Def not, and that’s ok 😃